When one of our kids was potty trained, my DW said "what a blessing! I really thing HF is helping me out ... I was beginning to feel overwhelmed. This is one less thing for me to worry about" To which I replied:

"Really? God helped our kid poop in order to bless you? C'mon. You can't be serious"

She laughed when she realized how crazy that sounded. She’s a great lady who loves me in spite of my cynicism.

OK - where does that come from? It always made me think of god pooping out blessings!

Even most atheist kids get past diapers.

She was feeling overwhelmed, so the question is what did YOU do to help her Major Bidamon? Surely you didn't leave her overwhelmed AND feeling silly.

you're right anon -- I didn't mention this in the post, but we also had a talk about being overwhelmed. I'm on the road a lot which adds to this. I just thought it was a funny comment, but, yes, I am a sensitive guy overall ;)

dropped a turd that was the spitting image of Boyd K. Packer. I thought I might freeze it and send it to him as a gift but could never quite figure out the packaging.

You need to fish it out and let it dry then seal in an airtight container.