Posted by:
eddie
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Date: November 11, 2010 01:09PM
Because missionaries are basically trained to do the dirty work for sleazy sales managers the attire should be changed to reflect this. Slicked back hair, pin-stripped suits, cuff links, ascots, and spats would be the most fitting to the task. The door approach should be done in a Jersey accent, "Hey, youse are going to pay your tithes to Monson the godfather or we are going to break your kneecaps."