Let's make up exmo bumper stickers. Here's mine...

Free agency: the ability to choose your own underwear!

My imaginary friend is better than your imaginary friend.

OK, not a Mormon, but I have one for you :)

"If you can read my checking account balance, you're too close!"

ok, really BAD joke take on tithing. I just can't believe they CHECK!

My creative juices are occupied elsewhere, so I'll recycle one...

Want a 10% pay raise?
www.exmormon.org

Haha, LOVE it!

When Prop 8 was going on in CA, my brother was at his bosses house playing with the bosses young son. My brother would ask the kid, "What sound does a dog make?", woof, woof

They did a few animals until my brother asked the young child, "What sound do sheep make?" From the other end of the room where his boss was hanging out, the answer was "yes on 8"

It was during that conversation with my brother that we came up with the phrase, "Mormons are sheeple too."

These are lame, but it's fun:

"What's white and delightsome and smarmy all over?"

"A mormon and reality are soon parted"

"It's movie night! Let's go to the temple!"

"I heart billion dollar corporate churches!"

"I sell my tokens and signs for money!"

"Will work for back tithing payments"

"Help, I'm stuck in mormonism and I can't get out!"

Fun thread.

I'm recycling one, too-

Nothing gets between me and my Calvins
www.exmormon.org

This is a real one that I see, not a mormon one. But I love it.

God, please protect me from your followers.

"I brake for the Three Nephites."

"Visit Kolob. Where men rule and women get screwed (literally)."

"I (heart) Prozac."

"LDS. For straight folks only."

"CAUTION: Baby on board, one in the oven, two on missions and a daughter who claims she doesn't masturbate."

"Your gay son beat the crap out of my Priest Quorum President at Timpanogas High"

"White and delightsome. Not for everyone anymore."

"I'm LDS and believe in being chased by elephants."

"Jesus LIVES! And has a mall in Salt Lake City."

"Have teens that masturbate? HONK! I'm a Mormon Bishop."

Ron

"CAUTION: Baby on board, one in the oven, two on missions and a daughter who claims she doesn't masturbate."

My other car's a minivan too!

Mitt Romney for President.

I <3 Steve Young.

Honk if you're RM,... Seriously my clock is ticking!

Who needs the superfriends, when u have the Bishopric?,..to the idiot mobile!

If you can read this, you didn't go to BYU.

My other car's a handcart! (I could actually see them using this one)

My priesthood is bigger than yours!

I've got 13 kids, a 2nd counselor husband, $1200 in unsold Amway products, and I'm out of Prozac....BACK OFF!

Make love bombs, not war!

Have you GQed your child today?

How about "Mormonism: Isnt it about.....time?"

"Don't laugh at my van, your daughters could be in here"

Okay, this only works on the vehicles of early Mormon leaders but still...

Not mormon, but something a mormon wouldn't like. I thought of this in the shower.

"Life is a game, and I'm just trying to score as much as possible."

Mormonism. Putting the cult in American culture since 1820!

Mormonism: A religion with an unpredictable past.

I was born into the most true RPG

I KNOW it's a truthlessmess

This life in hand is worth two wives in a bush on Kolob

The best part is I did not have to sacrifce eternal salvation

The prophet is the boogeyman

Why would a uneducated farm boy want to make money?

Mormonism
You can't make it true
So just make believe

Mormons, just like Wonderbread!

Holy Underwear Batman!



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> Mormons, just like Wonderbread!


Anyone get the reference here? Or am I being too obtuse?

"Polygamy..not just for Muslims!"

Joseph wants me.

Polygamy: It's like Girls Night every night!

Okay this isn't a mormon bumber sticker really, but my nevermo back east, party friends had a van a with "Families are forever" sticker on it and never once got pulled over in Utah. They probably should have but didn't.