I've decided to grace you with my presence, Bitches!!! So you Mother Fuckers better bow down and be grateful to this Mother RaptorJesus & all she does on your behalf. (Mainly putting out for RJ to help release some of his wrath... but, who am I kidding I LOVE a good fuck!)

I'm feeling okay today considering the car accident... my spine, back muscles, neck & shoulders are really sore & achey. Also my boobs, because the airbag gave me a good Rocky style punch to them. But all in all I'm really grateful for the support you have all offered. I'm also praising RJ that no one was seriously injured! That it was just stuff (like cars) that were broken. Now I get to get a NEW CAR for Sex-mas... YAY!!!!!

Praise be to Raptor's name,
To his claw I will always bow.
To his name I will always pray,
This and every single day.

Mrs. RaptorJesus

(Namaste, Bitches!!!)

Youse two are soooooooooooooooooo cute!

Wuvvies to ya both, you darlings!

Heavens to mergatroid! Heavenly mother speaks! Tehehehe

Get some good rest!

thank goodness you are still alive!!!! I love your sense of humor.Now you are lucky and get a new car.

Glad to hear you're o.k.! :)

Omg. You guys are the best couple ever.

And hits to the boobs are the worst!! Hang in there!!

Hopefully it wasn't chilly outside when the airbag hit those boobs. Ouch!

...okay, with a few bruises here and there, but who's counting? Make the Raptor give you lots of neck, shoulder, and backrubs.

I'm glad that you're here to tell the tale.

That's great you're doing well!

Mrs RJ, I'm mostly a lurker here, but OMG, SO glad to hear "the words of your mouth", Mother! Glad you're OK. Made me wince to hear about the sore boobs, but if the airbag kept you from more serious harm, then ... maybe sore boobs are worth it?

Just GLAD you're OK.

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I'm glad you're doing OK. I've almost been killed that way. Glad you didn't have to go through some major trauma.

Glad you're OK. Try to score some Soma muscle relaxer--it is suh-weet! Soma really helps, but it relaxed me so much I fell down the stairs and got hurt all over again. Enjoy your new car.

You suffer a car wreck and, as a result, grace me with presents?

I know its Christmas and all and Raptor JuHEEsus is the reason for the season, but still ...

Get well soon!

Love,

Timothy

Glad you are both OK.

Timothy,

I think you're right. I'm pretty sure one of the last times I posted was after the last car accident in May. I realized yesterday that I've been in 10 car accidents in the last 15 years. Which sounds like I'm a really bad driver, but I've been hit 8 out of those 10 times! I think I need to remove the "Hit this car, she's got really good insurance" Sign from the top of my car!

I guess I'm lucky that I don't have any major injuries from any of the accidents.... but If I was really lucky I wouldn't have been in ten fucking car accidents in the first place!

Consider yourself lucky to get my presence... it doesn't happen often, bitches!

MrsRJ.

of a reptile with boobs?

To quote Elder Cunningham. "I'm interested."

... seein' as how you're a goddess and all.

Timothy

The update is much appreciated and I hope you have a well and speedy recovery.

So sorry to hear about your accident. Glad you are recovering and have recovered your normal, ahem, "tone."

I TOLD THEM YOU WERE A PIECE OF WOOOOOORK!!!!

Keep the irreverence flowing...it is the season for such sanctimonious politically correctness, the world is desperately in need of your couple-mission to balance things out.

The war news is placing quite a damper on the normal feelings for the season. With the War on Christmas still in full swing after an entire year, the enemy has reframed the conflict so that the statement "Happy Holidays" actually means "Fuck Christmas."

We your humble servants are badly in need of revelation from the Raptor Throne on High as to how we should handle this rising modern threat to irreverence everywhere.

Anagrammy

This season is known as sexmas in the Raptor household, and should be referred to as sexmas by all from here on out.

So let it be written, so let it be DONE!!

May you MRJ and the little furry ones be awesome this Holiest of months.

Pretty close to what goes down when the servers at work fail and Matt says... well, whatever it is that Matt says when that happens! ;oD



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Or is it Raptor Mother?

The thought that you would not be would Make Reason Stare!

HAHAH! Awesome to meet you MRJ, you're as rad as your hubby!

You must have been wearing your magic bra and panties!

Not everyone can swear with such eloquence. We all need to follow your example. Glad you're okay. :)