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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: November 24, 2010 11:07AM
The Dinosaur Conundrum

RaptorJesus said that all the dinosaurs missed out on the Celestial Kingdom because they were masturbaters. That's just not right. Have you seen the little, tiny, almost useless arms on TRex?

I've always used this as an illustration as to why masturbation is okay with the Lard. If he didn't want us to play with our little factories, he'd have give us TRex arms. They were on the shelf with an sku of 1467342U559.

Just sayin'...

Ron

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Posted by: Nick Humphrey ( )
Date: November 24, 2010 11:16AM
Re: The Dinosaur Conundrum

ExMormonRon Wrote:
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> If he didn't want us to play with our little factories, he'd
> have give us TRex arms.

or he would have given me a really small factory =)

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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: November 24, 2010 11:22AM
Are you braggin' or complainin'? (n/t)


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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: November 24, 2010 11:51AM
Didn't use arms. Just humped a lot of trees.

All the trees fell down. They didn't have anything to eat. They all died off.

It's all part of the central theme to the Book of Mormonsaurus. Before the fall cumeth the pride.

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: November 24, 2010 12:05PM
PS. It was Beavis Christ who said that. Great Joke. But thanks for thinking of me ;) (n/t)


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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: November 24, 2010 02:49PM
Re: PS. It was Beavis Christ who said that. Great Joke. But thanks for thinking of me ;)

Oh, ya, shit, sorry! Beavis Christ, RaptorJesus, y'all look alike to me. :)

Ron

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