Last night I was watching a little bit of a show about hell and what different religions thought of it. One evangelical guy comes on and it shows him casting out demons from his followers. He says he has power over the demons, which he gets from god.

If he has this power, and these things really exist, I would like to volunteer for an experiment. I will go to one of the sessions and he can cast a demon into my body. Don't worry, I'll be tied down so that I don't eat anyone or grow wings and fly away once the demon jumps into me.

Any predictions on what he might say if the experiment doesn't work?

How about O shit.

So your experiment would not work.

It's a simple scam, He "casts me out", I get a cut of the take, plus the viggorish.

You didn't have enough faith.