Today a new family of investigators came to the ward. I caught one of them washing hands in the bathroom and asked him if he was thinking of joining. He said "we are just seeing what its all about. But it seems nice.". I then said, " do you and your family the biggest favor, leave and don't come back..I've been trying to get out of this cult for years." (Years being a lie) and then I promptly left.

I wonder how big of a mind f- I performed on him.

and damn near had coffee to clean out of my keyboard.

That is awesome! That will inspire some fun conversations with the mishies!

..and the family will research the LDS church. its history, its founders and current state of affairs, such as how TSCC spends the money. And last but not least, discover how psychologically unhealthy mormonism is to its members.

You just did that investigator a HUGE favor....never thought the bathroom would be a good place to plant a seed of doubt!

I just realized I screwed the pooch on this one. I should have said something about blacks and the priesthood. (They are black..potentially 2nd gen from africa)

I hope he heeds your advice and never goes back. Keep planting those seeds of doubt. Hope this inspires the investigator to research before he listens to anymore programmed mishie BS.