BUT...

You have to explain why it upsets you, and you have to use it in a sentance.

Obliviosity

The ability for mormon leaders to have no idea how they victimize people

Examples-

Not letting parents see their own children getting married in the temple. Who does that?

Asking teens if they masturbate. Awkward, shame inducing, borderline illegal.

Extorting 10% of members gross, whilst (yes I wrote whilst) making them clean church toilets.

Why do mormon leaders demonstrate such "obliviosity"?

Anymore?

Guiltification (n):

The process of encouraging perpetual shame and guilt, usually for things that don't matter (like letting a swear word slip or not finishing the Home Teaching).

If you've ever been conned. Also acceptable is I got Bernie Madoffed

Extortatithe - The true definition of tithing

Masturguilt - A teen going in for an interview

Polygabooty - Let's just call it what it was

Priestindahood - A word created in 1978

Garment - An exmo word for rag

Monthlytorturserm - The high councellors talk

Off the Chain - a term for leaving mormonism

"Priestindahood - A word created in 1978" - Way too funny...lmao

Snoopification - What VTs and HTs do once a month.

Aroganttimony- When a person gets up in testimony meeting and talks about how great they are.

Wasn't that aroganttimony of Bro Smith powerful? To think that he was worthy enough for God to use him to save a whole village from sinking in unbelief! Wow, he's amazing.

Bullshitometerectomy.

Moooooo!

Weaponization

I am tired of the 'weaponization' of doctrine in attempts for me to feel guilt over existing.

Clown panties

I realized I was no longer in the mood when she removed her pants and stood there in her clown panties!

Oh Gawd! I just spit my lunch (chili and cornbread) all over my screen! LOL Now THAT'S funny!

Ron

Obfusticavation - The ability for Mormon apologists to completely muddy the waters and confuse everyone until they believe.