Posted by:
grassboy
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Date: December 03, 2010 12:56PM
I love how it all works for guys in the church. Boy grows up, he at some point masturbates because, well, that's just what happens. He's never heard anything on the contrary and doesn't even realize that this is masturbation A SIN OF THE DEVIL! Then he gets to 12 or 14, whenever they do that lesson on this crap. He sits there as his teacher tells him how terrible masturbating is and how it's a very destructive sin, that sex is next to murder... So he feels like shit, he's the only one who does this, a freakin creep amongst the other boys, not realizing they all feel the same way. So he's alienated, alone, starts getting depressed when he can't seem to stop. Then he goes to firesides and other lessons and is told this guilt and depressed feelings he has is a product of the masturbation, not the other way around. So he feels even more it's his fault and he needs to stop. He keeps it a secret but then it gets to 19 and is pestered about mission. He wants to go but he has a problem he's lied about for so long. Everyone wonders why he hasn't left yet, and his Bishop is coming down hard. He finally tells the Bishop and then he's told he can't go until he stops. Now he wants to go, but he's not allowed. Parents keep asking, "Why's he not allowed?" Then the bishop finally caves and tells them, BECAUSE HE HAS A MASTURBATION PROBLEM, YOUR SON IS A PERVERT! The parents are so shocked, disgusted (Maybe not that Dad because he remembers the good ol' days where he jacked off too). They then want to help this terrible affliction and put the son on a program, becoming BIG BROTHER. And this kid tormented either gets turned off of the religion thing or goes hard line mormon to makeup for his terrible past.
Glad I was tight enough with the guys at a young age to know everyone was in he same place.