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Posted by: bummy ( )
Date: December 14, 2010 12:38AM
do you think any of the GA's ever commit "self-abuse"?

their wives are obviously too arthritic to do anything sexual to. do you think they ever pat their own robertsons?

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: December 14, 2010 01:26AM
No.

Their little factories closed down a long time ago.

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Posted by: anathema ( )
Date: December 14, 2010 07:20PM
Re: do you think any of the GA's ever commit "self-abuse"?

Maybe. Maybe not. But not all of the wives are old. The pickle man's probably still boinking his.

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Posted by: charlie ( )
Date: December 14, 2010 07:44PM
Re: do you think any of the GA's ever commit "self-abuse"?

Do they have penises and hands?
Are their wives any more willing than my eternal bride was?
Darn tooten my choke the chicken or lie about.

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: December 14, 2010 07:46PM
Depends (no pun intended). Them that can, do.

I think they are liars and cheats. Whatever they say, I believe the opposite is true.

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Posted by: SusieQ#1 ( )
Date: December 14, 2010 08:06PM
Re: do you think any of the GA's ever commit "self-abuse"? --- That would be none of my business. (n/t)


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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: December 14, 2010 08:11PM
Good response SusieQ, and I would agree with you IF ONLY- they hadn't made it their business to know if we did. (n/t)


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Posted by: SusieQ#1 ( )
Date: December 14, 2010 09:11PM
Re: Good response SusieQ, and I would agree with you IF ONLY- they hadn't made it their business to know if we did. ---- Agreed! I was lucky, I guess.

No one ever asked me, but I was not a member in my teenage years.

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: December 14, 2010 08:21PM
Suddenly, I'm re-thinking this.

I'd say, if they can, it would be stupid not to. Are they stupid? Possibly. (I still maintain they are liars and cheats. And I very much agree with the sweet and demure Wine Country Girl, too: They make it their business to know our business, and turnabout is fair play.)

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Posted by: Adult of god ( )
Date: December 14, 2010 08:52PM
The greatest abuse they do to themselves is sitting through those endless meetings...

The soul-sucking boredom must drive them over the edge.

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: December 14, 2010 09:55PM
The males who don't masturbate are the real perverts.

I say no. These are the real freaks of nature. Their sexual energy went into harmful outlets of judgment and spiritual abuse.

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Posted by: Simone Stigmata ( )
Date: December 14, 2010 11:02PM
Re: The males who don't masturbate are the real perverts.

That is the way I look at it. It warps them. Their sexual energy goes into stupid sense of humor, warped judgment, spiritual weirdness, etc.

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Posted by: JoD3:360 ( )
Date: December 14, 2010 10:10PM
Elder D H'oax always has that look that says, "I just M'd".

That evil crooked eyebrow scowl that looks like the aftermath of wicked pleasure.

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Posted by: Charley ( )
Date: December 14, 2010 10:56PM
Re: do you think any of the GA's ever commit "self-abuse"?

Ooooh! The thought of Packer whackin' is so creepy. I'll bet he's so hung up on it because he can't do it anymore. Probably hasn't for 30 years or more. Little factory indeed!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/14/2010 11:16PM by Charley.

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Posted by: Cristina ( )
Date: December 14, 2010 11:36PM
Elder Richard Scott has been a widower for 15 years now.

Gee, this is a really, really, really hard one...

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Posted by: ohno ( )
Date: December 15, 2010 01:34AM
Re: Elder Richard Scott has been a widower for 15 years now.

Cristina Wrote:
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> Gee, this is a really, really, really hard one...


that's what she said.

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Posted by: Cristina ( )
Date: December 15, 2010 01:51AM
Down boy, down. (Or girl.) (n/t)


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Posted by: Suckafoo ( )
Date: December 15, 2010 06:18AM
Re: do you think any of the GA's ever commit "self-abuse"?

Only their bishop really knows

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Posted by: george ( )
Date: December 15, 2010 09:02AM
Re: do you think any of the GA's ever commit "self-abuse"?

There is a new study that suggests that males engage in sex into their 70's, 80's, even 90's. Humans are sexual beings. Back when polygamy was the standard, men became daddy's at advanced ages.
If guys are thinking about it, "self-abuse" is just around the corner. I'm in my 70's and... well enough info already.

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Posted by: luckychucky ( )
Date: December 16, 2010 03:38AM
Re: do you think any of the GA's ever commit "self-abuse"?

I bet at least half do it and all of them have at one point.


The idea makes me think some new thoughts about the washing of feet.

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