Posted by:
steve benson
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Date: December 15, 2010 12:42PM
A wayward Mormon friend of mine recently brought this bit of boot-lickin' boogie to my attention.
He said he was struck by (compared to Monson's sing-songy Conference talks) how distant Monson appeared when approached during this "don't-rise-and shout, just "sit-and-shine" moment. You decide but it does look like Monson's kinda going through the motions of magnetizing with the masses. (Hey, he's on his way to dedicate another cash-cow temple. Step aside, please, and whatever you do, don't step on my brown suede shoes).
When asked by an on-scene TV reporter how often he gets his shoes primed for prime time, Monson replied, "When I don't do 'em myself." Which means probably all the time. (In this particular instance, Monson got three sets done).
The shoe shiner says that he's struck up a friendship with Monson over shoes over the years and enjoys listening to his stories, as well as hearing what's on Monson's mind. (Maybe it beats having to sit through the same teleprompted- and -polished routine at General Conference. Skip the sessions and focus on the shinin.').
Monson, by the way, was not seen washing "Elvis the Shoe Shiner's" feet. Apparently he was too busy being profit:
("Chatting With The LDS Church President Monson," at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LeM7qCD8lU)
Edited 19 time(s). Last edit at 12/15/2010 01:31PM by steve benson.