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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: September 30, 2010 06:04PM
Four Religious Truths

During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four religious truths:
 
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
 
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
 
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
 
4. Mormons do not recognize each other at Hooters.

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Posted by: Thread Killer ( )
Date: September 30, 2010 06:18PM
Hey, Steve, didn't I see you at Hooters last week? N/T

:-) :-) :-)

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: September 30, 2010 06:42PM
No. That was the ghost of ETB, swigging Postum. Besides, I'm not Mormon. (n/t)


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/30/2010 06:43PM by steve benson.

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Posted by: Makurosu ( )
Date: September 30, 2010 06:49PM
I thought Mormons just go there for the wings. ;-) (n/t)


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Posted by: jw the inquizzinator ( )
Date: September 30, 2010 06:52PM
Re: Four Religious Truths

Orange is the color of the devil!

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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: September 30, 2010 07:52PM
Re: Four Religious Truths

Funny as usual.

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Posted by: Now a Gentile ( )
Date: September 30, 2010 08:05PM
Re: Four Religious Truths

And here I thought they don't recognize each other at the liqueur store. Maybe that is a Utah thing.

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: September 30, 2010 08:33PM
My four religious truths:

1. Religion *Sucks.
2. There is no god existing outside the human mind.
3. Mormonism *Sucks.
4. Cults *Suck.


*Why? Because God says so. Now, give me your money and you'll go to heaven.

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Posted by: phyllis ( )
Date: October 01, 2010 02:01AM
wcg, how much do you charge? if it's less than 10%, maybe we

can make a deal. last folks i talked to about how much heaven costs told it takes 10% of my income. if you undercut the competition you might make some bucks.

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Posted by: Sorcha ( )
Date: October 01, 2010 03:17AM
Re: Four Religious Truths

too funny, steve. thanks for the rip-snortin' laugh. :-) I sure needed it.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: October 01, 2010 11:44AM
What is the expiration date on that joke?

Ziller’s Great Great Grandmother said that when she first heard that joke she laughed so hard that she fell off the dinosaur she was riding and cracked her rock underwear. 8>)

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: October 02, 2010 08:19PM
The joke expires when Mormonism expires. :) (n/t)


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Posted by: Dr. B (Buzzard Bait) ( )
Date: October 02, 2010 11:30PM
Re: Four Religious Truths

I needed a good laugh today. Thanks Steve!

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Posted by: Baptist Nevermo ( )
Date: October 02, 2010 11:55PM
Re: Four Religious Truths

I've always heard that one as "Two Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store."

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