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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: December 29, 2010 08:32PM
The adventures of Joseph Smith Nutcracker

More proof a Mormon housewife with a camera and the money to buy fancy equipment is not necessarily a photographer. Do they honestly expect us to take their business seriously when stuff like this is on their website? You might have to scroll down a bit:

http://greenhillsphotography.smugmug.com/Fun-Stuff/Joseph-Smith-Nutcracker-1/9432255_kX9z5#632347440_6YkXT

And ladies, learn to use lighting. Many of their "professional" photos have terrible lighting. Maybe all that "light of the gospel" is blinding their critical eye.

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: December 30, 2010 02:55AM
I'm speechless (n/t)


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Posted by: Major Bidamon ( )
Date: December 30, 2010 06:20AM
Re: The adventures of Joseph Smith Nutcracker

My favorite is the one with the couple holding the doll --

JS: "Hey baby ... you wanna marry me, eh?"

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Posted by: voltaire ( )
Date: December 30, 2010 09:45AM
Well when you can't wear flip flops or two earrings in one ear, have oral sex...

...or alternative sexual positions...or alternative gender sexual partners, drink tea, coffee or alcoholic beverages, take a toke now and then, or watch an R- or X-rated movie, what do you think is going to happen to your mind?!? I left the cult when I was only 23 and I was already going seriously insane from the restrictions. These people are just sad cases trying to do anything they can to keep from going right over the edge.

Everything they can, that is, except open their eyes and see the truth for what it is not: Mormonism. Walking through life with your eyes wide shut is a terrible waste of human flesh and besides that it uses up all the oxygen the rest of us need to live by.

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Posted by: jon1 ( )
Date: December 30, 2010 10:12AM
Re: The adventures of Joseph Smith Nutcracker

I like the one where Joe is looking at a green turtle up close. Could this be the "toadlike" guardian of the plates?

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: December 30, 2010 09:05PM
lol jon1 I didn't think of that. Probably. (n/t)


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Posted by: atheist&happy:-) ( )
Date: December 30, 2010 06:38PM
This is far more disturbing than clowns. (n/t)


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Posted by: elee ( )
Date: December 30, 2010 09:18PM
I almost PLOTZED, I tell ya!

The JS Nutcracker standing on the edge of the Main Street Reflecting Pool (should that be trademarkedd?)

Priceless!

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Posted by: Dyslexic Wookborm ( )
Date: December 30, 2010 09:23PM
Re: The adventures of Joseph Smith Nutcracker

They make Joseph Smith nutcrackers? Really?

And people buy them?

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: December 31, 2010 11:19PM
I wonder what the Nutcracker is doing for New Years (n/t)


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