...patterned after the old board where we used to post!

Just wanted to post a great adventure I had helping someone get rid of the missionaries.

A guy I work with has a girlfriend and the missioaries went after her. They already had a date for baptism set and he came to me for help. Since he is Baptist, I gave him "The Bible vs. The Book of Mormon".

Well that did it! That and the fact that she could no longer have sex with him after she was baptised...:)

Just glad to have helped another person avoid the cult.

Jesus, who lives next door, said they came over to his house one day when he was living with his (then) girlfriend, and they were cooking naked, so he picked up a big meat cleaver and answered the door completely NAKED wielding this cleaver..... The missionary looked him in the eye, then down, then back up and said, "Ah, I'm not going to deal with this crap," and stormed off.

I hope they weren't cooking anything that splattered. Or was "cooking" a euphemism?

Right. Bacon and eggs require at least an apron. (ouch!)

wine country girl Wrote:
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> Jesus, who lives next door, said they came over to
> his house one day when he was living with his
> (then) girlfriend, and they were cooking naked, so
> he picked up a big meat cleaver and answered the
> door completely NAKED wielding this cleaver.....
> The missionary looked him in the eye, then down,
> then back up and said, "Ah, I'm not going to deal
> with this crap," and stormed off.


Lol

becomes an immediate enemy to the lower extremities of the body. Have you heard of "not nuts"?

ST

Should read "Hot nuts". For some strange reason the room is spinning.

ST

It is well.

JBryan Wrote:
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> ...patterned after the old board where we used to
> post!

lmao! thanks =)

You perhaps saved someone and, possibly their children, from a lifetime of needless suffering.

I almost spit out my coffee when I saw the temple reference! Ah, so nice to have exmo communications up and running again.