1. Yes, I have a boyfriend and my wife knows about it. It's a platonic relationship and we have been bromantically involved for a couple of years.

I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to call our relationship what it is.

2. We often see annoying Facebook Status updates from TBMs, so I thought that I would balance things out. His status was as follows:

Bishop: So, do you want to be in the room when we set apart your brother?

Me: Well, I didn't graduate from Hogwarts so no.

Bishop: :(



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I'm pretty comfortable with my sexuality, but I'm not to the point where I would say I have a boyfriend.

I think the closest that I would get is, "this dude I know" :)

what a "plutonic" relationship is, or a "bromantic" involvement.

Sounds like a friendship based on wealth :P

...I have a serious man-crush on you. Your posts are seriously epic and entertain me like no one else's.

Here's a story:

The first time I ever heard the term "bear" was in a McDonalds outside of Yellowstone.

My gay ass brother was with me, and we go into McDonalds, and all of these big burly guys kept staring at me. It was weird, and I couldn't figure it out.

So, brother chuckles and says, "haha. You're getting cruised by those bears."

And I was all like, "say whaaaaaaaat?"

So he told me about "bears" and "cubs," and I'm a total cub. So, now I know.

I wish the ladies liked cubs more, but oh well. I found my true love lady, and my long standing bromance.

Fun Fact: in the gay world, Bears say "WOOF!"

Well, I'm not one to toot my own horn (it just isn't long enough...), but I bagged a porn star at Lazy Bear last summer...

But that's just plain hot.

As one of my old friends said, "If there's anything hotter than a bear eating ice cream, I sure haven't found it."

I found that being preoccupied with things OTHER than sex didn't get me laid as much...

I too am blessed with hotness.

My wife is always pointing out the Gay guys that are checking me out. When we went and saw Joshua Bell, he didn't give my wife the time of day (she's hot too, and is always getting attention, so it was weird) But he was totally into me, to the point of ignoring the other 100 people who were waiting to talk to him.

I don't know if it is my tight butt, or large package. Perhaps my beautiful face?

I'm afraid I'm at the age though were I'm too old for the young hot chicks, so it's the cougars that eye me now. Oh well, attention is still attention!



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You are better than chocolate and masturbation.

Lots of hot chicks have a thing for older men, myself included. You had me at "tight butt or large package."

Actually, that's a lie. You've had me for awhile...



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> Lots of hot chicks have a thing for older men,
> myself included.

Perhaps I'm just in that no mans land in between the two. Not old, but not young either. Touch of gray on the side burns.

Truth be known, mid forties.

Are you trying to get me thinking adulterous thoughts?!?!?

Do stop describing yourself please.

Does "plutonic" have to do with Pluto? The Disney dog?

You?
Is it really so difficult to write in English?

Good job!

and I've found that the most heterosexual males (Kinsey 1's) are the least likely to be homophobic. I guess that they're too busy thinking about vaginas, or something...

And we'll just have to agree to disagree that they are pretty and don't look like "sad old men" or "rotting orchids."

I recently browsed through a playboy and was shocked to find that women have evolved their pubic hair away. Obviously it had been quite a few years since I'd had a peek.

And then you will be guilty of murder by hilarity, raptorjesus.

How will you live with yourself?!?



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Or as it was told to me by an RM getting married, totally naive, had never seen one at all...

Is it really like a baloney sandwich with the meet hanging out?