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Posted by: Stillanon ( )
Date: January 23, 2011 10:46PM
Come fish off of Nephi's boat!

Bet you can catch some real "whoppers".


http://www.deseretnews.com/article/700103338/5-things-families-can-expect-to-find-at-the-newest-Church-History-Museum-exhibit.html

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Posted by: AmIDarkNow? ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 12:11AM
Hilarious! Replicas of things that never existed! Holy poo fight Batman! (n/t)


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Posted by: QuestioningMo ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 12:21AM
Re: Come fish off of Nephi's boat!

For more advanced user fun, they should have built the attraction for fishing off a jaredite barge.

The objective:Try to open the air hole up when you want to breathe or cast your line, right before you flip over and prevent the barge from taking in water and sinking the vessel. The person that catches the most fish, or keeps from sinking the boat wins!

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Posted by: helemon ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 12:45AM
So the church is trying to steal kids away from learning science at the Discovery museum

by teaching them lies about how Latin culture is really ancient Jewish culture?

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Posted by: dieter ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 01:46AM
Re: Come fish off of Nephi's boat!

What I think they should explain about any Jaredite barge/ submarine. Any cork strong enough to withstand water pressure could not be repeatedly inserted and removd by human strength. Any tool used on it would damage it and weakem it further.

They are really pushing this latin america stuff now. What is their explqination it was Joey jr and not Juan Sanchez finding the plates. Other then Juan not being white amd delightsome?

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Posted by: Pixie Dust ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 03:37AM
ROFL! "The first section of the exhibit, "Learn Truths," depicts stories of ancient prophets found in the Book of Mormon." LOL! (n/t)


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Posted by: Jesus Smith ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 06:50AM
Re: Come fish off of Nephi's boat!

The "museum" is on its way to:
http://www.holylandexperience.com/

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Posted by: drilldoc ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 06:17PM
They need to make Mormonland!

All kinds of attractions. They could put it in Fantasyland. Oh wait that's been taken. Any other attractions you could think of? Oh oh. Have an arcade area where you can be shocked by Nephi. The longer you hold on the more rebelious you are. Hahaha.

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 06:21PM
Re: Come fish off of Nephi's boat!

Nephi's boat looks like a desk that went wrong. I think it's made of left over podium slats.

How much longer can they keep teaching historical lies?

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Posted by: Jesus Smith ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 06:22PM
Don Bagley

Related to Will and Pat?

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 07:23PM
Aha! So THAT'S how they managed to construct all those buildings!

>They can also spend time building a temple out of foam blocks.

Who knew?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/24/2011 07:23PM by matt.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 08:21PM
How about a Jaredite barge horse stall

This would be an E ticket ride, BTW.

You get into a stall with a horse and 400 pounds of horse droppings.

The lights are shut off, and the whole stall is turned upside down.

Hilarity ensues. Wearing a blast suit is recommended, since the horse tends to kick a lot when the stall turns over.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombsuit

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