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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 05:40PM
Saviorjoe had the greatest idea I've heard in a long time.

In the Phoenix thread, he says that when the Mormon church goes bankrupt, that the McTemples would turn into day spas.

I want to buy a temple now just to do that!!!!

That would be sooooooo cool. Movie rooms, and hot tubs with oxen.

How much fun would that be?

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Posted by: 665 N' 1/2 ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 05:45PM
Will there be polygamy in these Raptor Jesus spas?

"Coum on dooooown ta Raptah Jaaaayzus's hot tub and spa! Sunday children get a free buddy RJ toy!

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 06:09PM
Maybe with the polygamy, but my entrance fee will be waaaaaay less than the current one. Gar-ran-teeeed! (n/t)


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Posted by: Jesus Smith ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 05:55PM
Re: Saviorjoe had the greatest idea I've heard in a long time.

Just for you:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs783.ash1/167317_1801535403998_1408205475_1974579_6180607_n.jpg

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Posted by: yawnie ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 06:19PM
lol!!

Jesus Smith Wrote:
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> Just for you:
>
> http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs783.
> ash1/167317_1801535403998_1408205475_1974579_61806
> 07_n.jpg


This is pretty funny folks.

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Posted by: AKA Alma ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 06:29PM
Re: Saviorjoe had the greatest idea I've heard in a long time.

\b\rother?

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Posted by: saviorjoe ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 06:12PM
Re: Saviorjoe had the greatest idea I've heard in a long time.

Thanks for the credit, but I'm going to have to pay tribute to you too by putting raptors around the hot tubs instead of bulls. I think it would be more appropriate. Oh, and the new Eve will of necessity be completely naked on the movie screen, if not present for our general consumption so that we can multiply and replenish the new paradaisical Earth (without Mormonism) with her. Let the party begin!!

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Posted by: nwmcare ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 06:16PM
Re: Saviorjoe had the greatest idea I've heard in a long time.

They'd make kickass movie studios, too!

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Posted by: Makurosu ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 06:18PM
That really is a great idea.

I always thought they should be converted into Krispy Kreme stores, but the day spa idea is a lot better.

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Posted by: LOL ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 06:22PM
Re: Saviorjoe had the greatest idea I've heard in a long time.

Why not turn the temples into bath houses LOL.

A fitting revenge for Prop8


Might as well go all the way LOL

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 06:23PM
That's what you need a "recommend" for. Proove you're 21 and you've got all the debauchery you can handle. (n/t)


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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 06:32PM
Certainly there's got to be somebody that offers a hot tub that looks like a temple font.

Wouldn't you think?

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