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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 06:31PM
Monson @ April 2011 Gen-Con Prediction..."Due 2 RFM's Clout U Know & I Know It's All A Sham...I've Ordered LDS Inc Accountants 2 Immediately Divest & Disburse The Morg's Wealth...

...to the homeless, poverty-stricken and needy first in Utah and then to the surrounding States in our wonderful Nation.

All LDS buildings including Temples shall become community centers to be used as those particular communities see fit.

On behalf of the Q-12 and myself we beg your forgiveness in propagating a lie upon our gullible followers and church members ever since the organization of our cult in 1830. To those within the sound of my voice who are non-Morons we apologize for having our Missionaries knock on your doors early Saturday mornings on your only day off and waking you up.

Immediately following this telecast the Q-12 and myself will be surrendering ourselves to Federal Marshalls and we'll be facing the fleecing, fraud and racketeering charges that have been filed against us both nationally and internationally.

If we are somehow successful in beating those charges...afterwards I'm going to DisneyLand where you at least get all the fantasy you pay for!"

Or so it seems to me...

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Posted by: tofino ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 06:40PM
Re: Monson @ April 2011 Gen-Con Prediction..."Due 2 RFM's Clout U Know & I Know It's All A Sham...I've Ordered LDS Inc Accountants 2 Immediately Divest & Disburse The Morg's Wealth...

loved this, maybe our greatest wish will come true.

crooked cult leaders convicted and in prison for eternities!

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 06:42PM
As long as I get some temples to convert them to day spas (and bathhouses at night) (n/t)


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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 09:08PM
It would be liquidated and distributed to those who have had the Second Annointing.

No chance it would go to the poor, or the unwashed masses of Mormondom. It would stay in the club, and the club would be small.

Nice dream, however.

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Posted by: roflmao ( )
Date: January 24, 2011 09:49PM
Re: Monson @ April 2011 Gen-Con Prediction..."Due 2 RFM's Clout U Know & I Know It's All A Sham...I've Ordered LDS Inc Accountants 2 Immediately Divest & Disburse The Morg's Wealth...

Hardcore MORmONS will become hard corer.

As the morg shrinks they will concentrate back to the zealotry that brought about MMM.

Non of us will be safe...

Are MORmON Zombies called Mombies or Zormons?

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