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Posted by: Primus ( )
Date: October 05, 2010 11:05PM

Sung to the tune of "Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam"

Jesus wants me for a Janitor!
To shine his sinks each day
In every way try to sweep clean
The chapel, foyer, and classrooms

A Janitor, a janitor
Jesus wants me for a janitor
A janitor, a janitor
I'll be a janitor for him

(not very good I admit)

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Posted by: allwhowander ( )
Date: October 05, 2010 11:07PM


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Posted by: Johnny Rotten ( )
Date: October 05, 2010 11:14PM

LOL!

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Posted by: misfit ( )
Date: October 06, 2010 07:52AM

Classic!

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Posted by: nolongerin ( )
Date: October 06, 2010 11:36AM

I made a couple of little revisions--see if this works for you.

Jesus wants me for a Janitor!
To shine his sinks each day
In every way try to keep clean
The buildings where we pray.

A Janitor, a janitor
Jesus wants me for a janitor
A janitor, a janitor
I'll be a janitor for him.

(not very good I admit) --- on the contrary, it WAS good, which is why it was so easy to revise.

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Posted by: Dave in Hollywood ( )
Date: October 06, 2010 02:51PM

I love it, though Jesus Wants Me For A Cleaner fits the tune better. And really, sinks are too antiseptic already. We need a verse about really getting in and scrubbing the toilets on your hands and knees!

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: October 06, 2010 03:49PM

Why did Primus have to post that?

Ziller has had a chorus of primary kids singing in his head all day -

“jan IT TOR!”

(cuss, cuss, grumble cuss)

Ziller

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