Its kind of fun to read. I would only critique your 2nd verse, because the CK doesn't exist, so I wouldn't want any TBM to misinterpet that we are wanting in any way. So I submit the following:
I do not tithe Nor do I fast The Celestial Kingdom? What a bunch of trash!
Checker of minor facts, thanks for your second verse suggestion---it reads truer (is that even a word?) I also made some other changes in my little poem which, I think, improved it. (yes, I can be obsessive.) Noticed that we both have the word facts in our screen name---right on. FACTS RULE.
And, Leaving, your poetry was fun to read----thanks for posting. Made me feelsad for you that the church seems to come first in your wife's eyes. I do hope she sees the light as the light is so much brighter when you are FREE.