Next time just stare at her nose. Kinda tilt your head and lean be k a little. Then point and say, you have a bugger!
Make a face and walk away.
Any time before near, make an excuse, change the subject to something very different;
Oops, gotta poop.
Spider! Yelp and run.
So do you wipe with left hand or right?
Etc, etc.
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