I simply explained to any young man that if he made my daughter cry, I'd make him cry...and that the straightest way to a man's heart is thru the chest wall.
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Golfers and Fisher-people wouldn't know the truth if it bit them in the a**. Why, I just missed one that was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big.
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Outta state, man!
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I miss Freddie...and John Deacon. I saw Queen a few times starting with the Day At the Races tour. They were always amazing. I just don't think I can deal with Adam Lambert.
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Agreed on all counts, Bona Dea! I just saw Amy Klobuchar (I probably butchered the spelling) on CNN and she was speaking very fondly of McCain. She recalled a call she got after appearing on something like Meet The Press and he said "You did very well...for a communist!" McCain was instrumental in normalizing relations between the US and Viet Nam, something that speaks volumes a
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angela Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > More of a prophet than any Mormon prophet, and he > doesn't claim to be a prophet, just a theologian > and scholar Not just a theologian and scholar, but a child rapist hider. I wouldn't put too much "faith" into his writings. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/feb/15/pope-benedic
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I think she might have been trying to provoke you into some physical action so she has grounds for a TRO at a minimum. Talk to your kids. If they say you haven't been abusive, I'd recommend a short video of each saying you haven't been. That way if they change their story at her urging, you have something at least. keep it simple. Get a lawyer. I'm wondering if there's a more-mo suitor
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Amyjo- Do yourself and a dog a favor and Search for Victorian bulldog rescue. I'm sure you'll save money and a life.
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Thanks to Babylon, Mrs. Lot, and of course, the one and only Boner. I was looking for info on the magic underwear when I found this site a while back. It's sort of come for the underwear, stay for the Boner (et al). I'm looking over my shoulder now though...there's a Mormon building (chapel, temple?) a few blocks away. I'm sure it's not big enough to be called a temple. At least the mishi
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If you don't love each other and you get no peace, it sounds like divorce is your option. She'll keep hunting for a therapist who will blame you from the sounds of it. Try to make it as amicable as possible, but I don't see any good paths here. If it means anything, I've been married for almost 40 years and even though it hasn't always been fun, I'd do it again in a heartbeat (and yes to
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I get what you folks are saying, but isn't it better to know who the jackassii are who WOULD add extra ingredients and just go somewhere else? I know it's the principle but it would be more important to me to know who not to do business with. Personally, I wouldn't go to this particular bakery for even a donut. I honestly don't know what to do here. The jerk shouldn't be able to refuse t
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D&D - I'm an old, straight man, but I get where you're coming from. My question is why one would want a cake from this bakery knowing what the buffoon who owns it would probably add as ingredients...nothing deadly I'm sure, but what about the probability that they've probably at least spit in it?
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~in b4 ziller bans bans
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I think all of us who told her to call are going to be insufferably pleased with ourselves for at least a week.
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I think I have to change my earlier opinion. It's sounding to me like the children are somewhat grown and if she's going to play the victim card, this could be a no-win scenario. Have you tried counseling (Preferably with a non-mo one)? If that's not working and you're feeling better when you're away, it might be time for a trial separation. See how you do apart from each other. If a sep
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GregS and I will team up for a mere 35% and I'll supply the matches and propane tank. We can guarantee a spectacular, if obscure and hidden-from-public-view ritual. That would, of course, be 35% of gross. You do have to pay to get the very best fleecing available to man.
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I'll throw in the public toilet cleaning (by you, of course) for free and show you how to obtain the necessary 451 degrees for the final part of the ritual for only 11%. Do not be deceived by the snake oil salesman who would charge you 4% more than I will.
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1) Boys will be girls and girls will be boys. L-O-L-A 2) Babe-Ruthing Of course I'm nevermo so these are just guesses.
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Me too...and I'm nevermo so you can imagine my state of being. What flavor would you like sir? Chocolate, butterscotch or Rocky Rococco...errr...Road.
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To quote Firesign Theatre... "How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?"
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No drones? You haven't really made the list until they unleash the drones. Check every outhouse, whorehouse...wait it's Boner, stop at the Whorehouse. ;=>
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Is that a Seer Stone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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I could not survive in a world without coffee. I've spent too many years as what we used to call "a data processing professional". Soon to be a retired professional, I hope.
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The Lumberjack Song immediately came to mind. Do they pronounce UGLE as "Ooogly"?
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Try veggies from an air fryer. We did asparagus last night...washed and trimmed the asparagus, spritz with just a touch of olive oil, sprinkled some salt and a touch of pepper, put them in the basket and cooked at 400 for 10 minutes. They were amazing. I didn't put anything else on them.
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I hadn't heard of Interpol before. Checked out a couple of videos on YouTube. Sort of remind me of early REM with less obscure lyrics! Thanks!
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Well, Powerwolf does use mortician's makeup...so you're probably good.
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Sounds like my snow-skiing talent. Fell getting into line for the lesson and sprained my ankle. Decided there really is no need for me to ski.
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Because someone has to...Pun spelled backwards is "nup", and a nup is a nup.
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Agreed...although pretty white girls seem to get better coverage which is somewhat depressing.
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