I love the after death real-estate... your investing in a product you'll never see until your dead... makes sense?
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Was always a questioner... when I figured out they had all the answers without any of the questions I packed my bags... never have looked back...
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Pretty soon they will be selling Gold Tickets to the CK for $1,000,000 a pop!
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HaHa... I wish I could of been a fly on the wall!
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Thank you all for the responses... with the last instance I knew it was a judgement question... "where do I place this individual on the ladder... apparently I got demoted to the bottom rung... luckily I am a contractor so my work place is in a hyper professional building where I am not bothered with nosy questions... I get asked the questions when people know me better... not as an ice brea
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Met up with my new supervisor which I was excited about because my previous was a super TBM with pictures of her RM sons, as her screen saver on her cell phone. Anyways I am having coffee and she is drinking TEA. Within five minutes she is asking me if I am married? Who the hell asks you if your married at a business meeting? I wear a wedding band and have been partnered for the past 15 years, b
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Please retell the Elder Kotex Head story as I have seen it mentioned numerous times w/o the fabled story attached to it!
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There are a few people that have extremely near perfect memories, but they are high on the autistic spectrum disorder... so Monson could of been an idiot savant.
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From what I understand they live in pretty swanky houses and drive nice (conservative) cars... all on the churches dime... that is something they prefer to keep quiet.. my ex-mo mom made the statement that everyone is a volunteer in the church's higher positions... I had to call BS on that one!
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This is the best thread I have ever read in my life... I was cracking up about the 2nd Annoying right down to Popeye getting a little jiggy with the oyl of olive oly.... I wish I could copy this and casually leave it in my TBM co-workers mail box... This was rich!!!!
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These nut jobs are rolling out the red carpet for the Satanic Temple to file law suits in all those states and distribute their literature to their children... The more they dig their heels in the more they open themselves up to just criticism...
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Fringe POS! Luckily nobody, accept some of his nutty followers; pays much attention... Especially after his home was flooded by God! Oh wait... that was mistake... his gardener was Gay and Gawd was punishing him for that!
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Keep em whitesome and delightsome!!!!
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Isn't that the same Perkins whose house flooded after saying floods were a punishment from Gawd.... LOL!!!!
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We are having that problem right now in Scottsdale... with another city council... they created that only invited clergy can give the opening prayer... the Satanic Temple is challenging them in court... Christians create more problems for themselves... these council meetings are supposed to be representing a diverse swath of the population.... putting their silly Christian bias above other belief
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My parents left the church when I was 16... Lived in the middle of nowhere from 8-16 yrs in Ill. with the closest church 40 miles away, so we were actually one of the few families that managed to have a toe in and weren't bothered by Mishies or teachers or callings or any of that stuff. When we moved to Minnesota and had the Mormons love bombing and swarming us my parents decided enough was enoug
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Maybe Dusty Rusty will have a revelation with his lighted pen that cleaning toilets isn't what members are supposed to be doing... Still can't figure out what else to call them since apparently Gawd doesn't like Mormon or LDS anymore.
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Thank you for the kind and thorough reminder... since we don't have protection from the HG... we are on our own and need to be very very careful!!!!
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The MORmON church still believes you can pray the gay away and the right woman/man can change someone else's sexual preferences. Until they accept that Gawd isn't going to intervene they will continue to wreak havoc on the gays who desperately want to be straight and they people they end up with...
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They are trying to blend... it's hard to scroll past if you don't realize you are in for a LDS treat... Luckily the chameleon doesn't have good camouflage!!!
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They can't... these are just guesses.... besides Gawd put those fossils there to confuse us pathetic humans and test our faith. Back to TCOJCOLDS ye heathens!!!
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It still makes sense to teach kids as much about sex and using protection when they are at that age. Those wonderful teenage years when hormones are raging and cognitive skills aren't fully developed. In my dream dystopia all males receive reversible vasectomies at age 12. When they can afford to have them reversed they can afford to have children.
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Drinking hot coffee... Smoking and flogging Molly... Holy Joe so sad!
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LOL... the only priest hood the lds inc. have are the ones given by the tiny little voices that are rattling around in that big vacuous space inside their heads... the more people that leave the less power these turds have!
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Ole Dusty Rusty can trill those ll's and roll them r's with the best of 'em!
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I work in a youth organization... and if a middle aged man took a child into a side room by themselves and started asking questions of a sexual nature... CPS and the Police would be there shutting down shop... My question is how does a religious organization get away with that kind of abuse? Worthiness interviewers need to drop the sexual questions! If they are vessels of Gawd ... and Gawd knows
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Was forced to go to a winter camp... it is where I smoked my first cigarette and I never looked back.
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What even makes it more morally intolerable is that the more religious the state (Evangelical/Mormon) the more ill treated the mentally and disabled . From the TBMs at work, homeless people are disgraces that need to be completely ignored because if they are not willing to pull themselves up by their boot straps... why should anyone else bother to help them. I have often heard also that the MORmO
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I love this... one of the RM at work informed me that he hated Bill Maher because he "lied" about the LDS MORmONS... So I watched his takes on the MORmONS and apparently he did his research and was spot on. You don't have to make this stuff up... and that's what makes it even funnier! I think the TBM's have a hard time with it because they have been lied to so much they can't discern
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LOL.... crude but too funny!
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