Oh yes... if you are coming from the outside ... your children might get a royalty position since they were born into it... while you will be scrubbing toilets!
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Two different types of touches... the MORmON touch I couldn't stand... forceful... Been sitting with Zen groups... we bow... you have to be aware of each other and facing forward... no onslaughts from behind... the other is the familiar touch which is usually a finger or a hand lightly placed on the shoulder and quickly withdrawn... rarely will someone touch me in those groups that I am unfamili
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I love the arguments from both sides... even though I tend to find that the atheist are more realistic and grounded where the religious tend to be ethereal... I am fortunate that I don't bother my head with mental gymnastics. I am an atheist. I don't believe in your "god". Done!
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They don't need to work... the church foots their whole bill!
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I love faith based movies.... along with chewing razor blades and sleeping on barb wire!
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The MORmONS are so accepting of everybody... It's been thirty plus years since I went to a sacrament, but I am pretty sure it is still a sea of white at those meetings!
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What curse ye talkin' 'bout, Willis, All come unto Zion! unless ye be brown. Great list... It would be considered classic satire if it wasn't all true!
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This happened at a Baha'i church meeting I grudgingly went to when a friend invited me. We were sitting in the front center row and this lady was singing a song. His mom's telephone starts ringing and she answers it. In a perfectly clear and load voice that carried over the singer, she precedes to have a "normal" conversation. After looks are exchanged everyone in the front row gets a f
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Invite them in for a bong hit and cold beer! I hate feeling guilty about just telling them no... this way I offered them some refreshment and was nice and courteous... and they know right out of the shoot they won't be dunking me anytime soon!
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Couldn't ole T find a stump to do his business on?
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With your mom a prude and dad a shrew... Follow their example, or off with you!
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I am a true nudist and wish I could go ride my bike nakeed with all the other adults.... sounds like soooo much fun!
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MORmONS are very superstitious when it comes to this spirit stuff... when visiting my mom if I happened to pop in the horror on their faces... Satan incarnate just came in.... and was about to infect them all with my evil!
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Had a MORmON wearing them in my yoga class... couldn't quite figure this one out because he doesn't wear them in the gym and had been attending class for quite awhile. Maybe the garments were protecting him from any Hindu influences that might be presented during the one hour session. I just thought it was so strange as I am very secular and just teach postures... maybe it was the use of sanskrit
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It seems they have a new movie coming out... a pop up showed in my FB feed... so and so the MORmON. Block those type of ads from showing up in my feeds...
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Along with the gold fillings... which you can't lower the bar any further... The goose egg story is another low blow... an African family was so poor that they had to sell goose eggs to keep things afloat... well those crafty shyster MORmONS let the man know that all he had to do was tithe the money from the tenth egg... so sad when a billion dollar industry poaches off it's poor and most venerab
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These prosperity preachers make me ill. They know it is all a sham, but the lure of money is greater than the gospel they preach.I for one will never give a dime to any religious organization unless I know how my money is being sent. Take the Baker's for example... the larger the industry the more money they need to fuel the beast!
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My mom had the mishies over... one of them in the middle of a conversations got the "spirit" and started to pray. We gave him his space and were quiet... he was on his knees (drama), but after 5 minutes went by, the looks started to be exchanged... after 15 minutes his companion started giving the looks too and looked uncomfortable... my mom quit inviting them after that...
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These southern states give new meaning to being "sealed to your family!!!"
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A dance to the music of time... all twelve books... Anthony Powell... no heavy summer reading for me!
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My TBM coworker named her son Brigham... yes... so named her son after a womanizing, polyandrous,polygamist, pedophile... how sweet!!!
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I believe you doth protest a bit too much... *cough,cough*!
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Thanks for your addition to the thread Anon.. some people are talking spectrum... If someone is talking about SSA in reference to themselves they probably register 100% or close to on the spectrum. Those that are in between can manage. I am 100% gay. I couldn't imagine all the work it would take to sleep with someone that I am not in any shape way or form attracted to especially the opposite se
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Starbucks gets it's foot in the door... seems harmless... what next... the gay bath house?
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All the homes that are undercoated and plain... I have many relatives that have a special wall in a prominent place with a picture of dusty rusty with a night light over it... everything else is plain... no personality... decorate your house just like the church! There was a mandate that came from the GA that all nurseries where only to be decorated with church related paraphernalia. Those cu
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Yep... you are under the microscope from both sides... TBM's look at you sideways too... if anyone asks me what my religion is I tell them I am nondenominational...... that usually ends the conversation... I used to say atheist but that can get sticky too... bottom line... it's nobodies business unless you allow it to be!
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I work with a "Member of TCOJCOLDS" (even typing that out is a mess). He admits that he has SSA, but that he isn't gay. And with the help of the church co. he is going to beat his affliction, get married and have kids. I have tried to explain to him that being gay and SSA are the exact same thing. He's not buying it. I let him know that he needs to read some of the boards about how wo
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They frequent my area... I think I am on the "list", so they never come to my door. I saw a black missionary the other day... The only time I wanted them to knock on my door... I had questions!
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I was Mormon but developed bologna detection skills. Loved the play too... and it was accurate... all the stuff the Mormons (oops I mean TCJCOLDS) don't want people to know about... especially the mismatched missionaries... I have always wondered if they do that on purpose? I did find it a bit mean spirited too... but more to religion in general... not just a smear on the Mormons.
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