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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 12:21PM

Asking Vogons if their poetry is any good.

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Posted by: notnewatthisanymore ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 12:23PM

+1

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Posted by: jonathantech ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 12:32PM

I declare that any thread that includes a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference should not be closed until said thread reaches 42 posts exactly.

Any change to this policy should require all the bureaucracy that the Vogon's would find necessary to prove that the request is valid and done by the proper authority and completed in triplicate. This would then be followed up by several successive votes of different and completely unrelated councils. :-)

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 01:09PM

Hedging.

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Posted by: Anubis ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 05:35PM

like the naration from the movie....lol

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 01:17PM

Love your Hitchhiker's reference but the difference is that Vogon's KNOW their poetry and most Mormons do not really know their church. They get pissed when you point out their ignorance. And, they come across as a lot weirder than your average Vogon, without realizing it.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 01:29PM

Asking Mormons about Mormonism is like...

Asking Vogons to recite their poetry.

CA girl Wrote:
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> And, they come across as a lot weirder
> than your average Vogon, without realizing it.

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Posted by: HangarXVIII ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 01:37PM

Asking Enron employees prior to 2001 if their management was honest

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Posted by: ishmael ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 01:41PM

Asking the Pillsbury Doughboy about yeast.

Asking Bernie Madoff about charitable contributions.

Asking a polygamist to only indulge in sex with his first wife.

Getting stoned by putting a rock in your hat.

Raising your hand to the square while you are forming a circle.

Asking a white salamander to write an epistle about orange newts.

Not talking to the nail but addressing instead the sure sign of the nail.

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Posted by: Johnny Canuck ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 01:42PM

>>>asking George W Bush for a honest assessment of WMDs in Iraq. Whether or not both are stupid, intentionally ignorant of the facts, or just outright lying is open for debate.

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Posted by: Becca ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 01:46PM

Asking god to prove he exists

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist,'" says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

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Posted by: magnite ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 02:30PM

LOL!!! Makes me want to change my screen name to Slartibartfast..

Good one EB!!

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Posted by: fossilman ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 02:32PM

Or drink a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster!

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 07:46PM

"But we have chiasmus," bleats the Vogon, who is obviously a member of VAIR.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/27/2013 07:47PM by donbagley.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 07:48PM

Classic. Daniel Peterson - the original Mormon Vogon.

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Posted by: rationalist01 ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 08:10PM

Daniel's busy these days training his tapir to rope calves from...

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Posted by: templeendumbed ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 08:23PM

......asking a pedophile about the benefits of pedophilia.

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Posted by: Senoritalamanita ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 09:17PM

Asking President Assad in Syria if he believes in Air Quality Control.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 28, 2013 12:06PM

Asking God if The Book of Mormon is true.

The question you "should" have asked is if God is true. But then who would you ask?

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Posted by: DishyDoodle ( )
Date: August 28, 2013 12:11PM

... asking a pre-schooler to tell you all about Santa Claus!

They both get all starry-eyed and excited about the myth.

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Posted by: Itzpapalotl ( )
Date: August 28, 2013 12:13PM

Asking the meat industry about their safety measures.

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Posted by: burnned ( )
Date: August 28, 2013 02:47PM

ONE way they can try and keep you to ONLY see their point of view without a FULL assessment and Perspective.....

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