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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 28, 2013 01:33PM
Temple Ecomend

http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1004894
I know just a typo, but it made me imagine a LDS Inc. where after paying all your income, submitting yourself to be judged worthy, traveling a long distance, if instead of dressing up in a ridiculous costume, chanting meaningless words, and giving and receiving signs and tokens no one really understands, you were allowed to enter a large gated expanse owned by LDS Inc. with your card and given a sapling. You then walked (because you obeyed your Word of Wisdom) or climbed to a relatively treeless spot of your choosing and said the following.

"I, Elder Berry, do plant this tree for and in behalf of John Doe whose is dead. In the name of Jesus Christ (who isn't.) Amen"

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