Posted by:
665 N' 1/2
(
)
Date: February 01, 2011 12:28AM
It's one of those phones from the eighties.
The wall kind that ol' Jack Burton used at Egg's spot in Big Trouble In Little China.
Satan picks it up and speaks without even answering.
It's GLA and he wants to speak to you about a collabo.
The phone levitates towards Raptor Jesus and his long benevolent claws quickly grip the sun faded yellow plastic.
"RJ this Gay Lay Ale."
"I want to do some shit with you."
Raptor Jesus replies in a sinister and smokey reptilian voice that is followed by a chior.
"It's gonna cost you."
The drums and bass cut into a groove.
(Los Angeles)
(cut)