When I was going to youth activities around a year ago, it was HEAVILY stressed that we call co-ed mututal activities "combined activity" rather than "joint activity", as though parents would start to question what these kids are doing at a mormon church. Sometimes I wonder what people think when I tell them I'm in a "joint" degree program. Kidding.
"Forever Families" but most families won't be worthy of that. Sorry, guys, just certain chosen Mormons. The less worthy families can turn on each other and force, manipulate, and bully each other into obedience--until the family breaks up. I can't stand my TBM family.
"Court of Love"
An "invitation" from a Mormon is a demand. For example, we are inviting you to be the organist for sacrament meetings. We are inviting all the Scouts to clean, oops, participate in meeting house care Saturday. If you don't comply, you will be hounded, men will come to your house and drag you out of bed, or you will be shunned.
"The wife of a less-active Elder." That was my label.
"working Mother" is a mother who has turned her back on her children, in the pursuit of money. Single working mothers should stay home and go on welfare. Yeah, right.
..."quart of love"? It gets mixed in with the 27 gallons of guilt and the two tons of spite and the 5 hectares of "holier than thou" attitude. Bake at exactly 451 degrees Fahrenheit for an hour or so and you end up with delicious $h1t pie.