Instead of giving his usual General Conference fluff he could surprise everyone by actually outlining a revelation as to why God wanted his black children to be denied the Priesthood for so many years (and perhaps even an apology).

The FAIR website states: "This is complex and sensitive issue, and definitive answers as to why God allowed the ban to happen await further revelation."

So if Tom Monson really is earnest in his desire to hasten the work, I suggest that instead of focusing solely on harassing less actives, saturating Facebook and pressuring members to bug their remaining non-member friends, he perhaps pulls his finger out and enquires of The Lord as to why the ban was implemented for around 150 years.

Because let's face it - until there are clear answers, I and many others will naturally have to adopt the most logical conclusion - that it is a complete embarrassment that TSCC uses the name of 'Jesus Christ' in its brand name and logo.

We have the truth! We are the only ones who do! We know everything.

(Except for answers to real questions like this.)

That's OK, we'll just throw this into the queue, along with all the things from the Facsimiles which God will revel later, after he gets from free time. You morals don't realize how time consuming it is being a god, and having to spend so long making sure how many earrings girls have. That’s so much more important, right?

God "allowed" the ban to happen? That brings up some questions.

And words like "complex," "sensitive," and "awaiting further revelation," just mean they have no clue.