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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 09:44AM
What medical proceedure or equipment describes your experience with the mormon church????

I will start........blindness.....

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 09:46AM
Re: What medical proceedure or equipment describes your experience with the mormon church????

Colonoscopy.

Just sayin'...

Ron

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 01:27PM
Dammit Ron. you beat me to the joke.

Outer darkness for you !!!

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Posted by: SilkRose (not logged in) ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 09:02PM
My thoughts exactly lol... (n/t)


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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 09:47AM
Re: What medical proceedure or equipment describes your experience with the mormon church????

I get that joke and humor Ron. Am I growng or are you calming down....????We all know the answer to that now........

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 10:12AM
Re: What medical proceedure or equipment describes your experience with the mormon church????

It's the Ron Pollution Factor.

Just sayin'...

Ron

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 09:59AM
The procedure is call an FBR with CRT

Full Brain Removal with Cabbage Replacement Therapy.

That's why young Mormon missionaries are called Greenies. ;o))

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Posted by: maria ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 06:37PM
Must...resist...Kids in the Hall joke.... (n/t)


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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 07:01PM
Re: Must...resist...Kids in the Hall joke....

LOL

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Posted by: Skunk Puppet ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 10:02AM
Walletectomy. (n/t)


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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 07:02PM
Re: Walletectomy.

LOL

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Posted by: The StalkerDog™ ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 10:12AM
Ummm.... lobotomy? (n/t)


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Posted by: imaworkinonit ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 10:15AM
+1. Plus maybe a psychological experiment. (n/t)


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Posted by: Mnemonic ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 10:16AM
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. (n/t)


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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 10:24AM
Speculum. (n/t)


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Posted by: Mo Larkey ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 10:26AM
Baloneyometer (n/t)


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Posted by: anon ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 10:29AM
Septic tank truck ..( Pic)

http://myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/59d1401f-08e1-40a2-8937-c35937089a1f.jpg

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Posted by: JoD3:360 ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 12:05PM
Uing a Rube Goldberg Device to cure Hypochondria. (n/t)


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Posted by: Primary Survivor ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 12:15PM
Cartman gets an anal probe (n/t) (n/t)


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Posted by: johnny canuck ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 12:34PM
Re: What medical proceedure or equipment describes your experience with the mormon church????

Snoopy and invasive.

cystoscopy /cystoscope.

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Posted by: jpt ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 01:18PM
Re: What medical proceedure or equipment describes your experience with the mormon church????

Not really applicable to me, but a D&C is canonized.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 01:30PM
Root canal with no anesthesia.

Do I win ?

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Posted by: 665 N' 1/2 ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 01:40PM
Maggot therapy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El9NICCEv_s

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Posted by: possiblypagan ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 01:52PM
IV steroids

Tethered to the IV pole, and leaves a BAD taste in your mouth.

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Posted by: runner ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 01:56PM
Re: What medical proceedure or equipment describes your experience with the mormon church????

Sitting in the waiting room............waiting and waiting and waiting to be seen.

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Posted by: 665 N' 1/2 ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 01:58PM
I never thought ....."Am I dyin'?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo

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Posted by: HIS_DUDENESS ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 06:34PM
Re: What medical proceedure or equipment describes your experience with the mormon church????

Double enemas

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Posted by: anon ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 06:54PM
Re: What medical proceedure or equipment describes your experience with the mormon church????

Since colonoscopy was taken right off, the next thing to it is the prep for a colonoscopy.

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Posted by: dieter ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 06:58PM
Re: What medical proceedure or equipment describes your experience with the mormon church????

When I took my dog to get nuetered and they wanted to know if i wanted prothestetic nuts to rattle around in his sack. They make those in Chihuahua size 0.0?

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Posted by: exmouse ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 07:06PM
An appendectomy

an unnecessary appendage I didn't need, and am living just fine without

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Posted by: Gwylym ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 07:20PM
Re: What medical proceedure or equipment describes your experience with the mormon church????

I have to agree with the colonoscopy suggestion.

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Posted by: robertb ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 07:40PM
Cranial-Anal Inversion (n/t)


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Posted by: yours truly ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 07:41PM
Re: What medical proceedure or equipment describes your experience with the mormon church????

I don't know, but the equipment must have been handled by quacks, or psychopath apprentices - because it neither felt good nor led to any good.

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Posted by: wondering ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 07:56PM
Re: What medical proceedure or equipment describes your experience with the mormon church????

Two months ago I had to have a needle inserted in my eye. The deadening did not work. ouch. what a pain. The last two time the deadening worked and I did not feel anything.

So a needle in the eye describes my experience with the mormon church.

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: February 05, 2011 10:08PM
Kind of like a reverse colostomy.

Kind of like a procedure where they pump shit INTO you instead of letting it out. I'm not sure what such an operation would be called.

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