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Date: November 09, 2013 01:47PM
Mine was laughable in how bad it was. According to my blessing, I am going to have terrible children who will fight against everything I try to teach them, who will rebel against me and the law of the land, who will hate me and will spit at my feet (yes that is a line in my blessing), and who will only come to appreciate my efforts after I am dead (also an exact line in my blessing).
Now isn’t that just what every 15 year old girl wants to hear about her future?
Even better than the blessing is how people reacted to it. The patriarch’s wife wrote me a sympathy letter (she was his transcriber). It was on paper that had a quote about not giving up hope, and she wrote that I shouldn’t fear my future based on my blessing. She said that not everything in a blessing comes true and I should use it more as a guideline for life and not as a literal prediction of things to come. One of my SIL’s was shocked when she heard about my blessing (she very much believes that PB’s are literal prophecies). She started crying and got down on her knees in front of the whole family and prayed to god that he would bless me with the strength I would need to make it through the painful life I had ahead of me.
I was advised to not tell any mormon boys I dated about this part of my blessing so they wouldn’t be scared away. I was also advised to find a guy whose blessing said he would have obedient children, to cancel out mine I guess.
My blessing also indicated that I would die an early death. It said that I would be the one to welcome all my siblings to the other side. I am the youngest of 10 kids, so according to my blessing I am going to die before my sister who is 18 years older than me. Awesome. My brother pointed out that it is likely that my criminal children will drive me to my early grave.
Anyone else have weird/awful predictions in their blessings?