Posted by:
neptuneaz
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Date: February 08, 2011 09:55PM
Nearly four years ago I moved into a new house and since then I haven't had any visits from home teachers or missionaries. Looks like my luck finally ran out tonight. I got a knock on the door and when I looked out the window there were two guys there in suits which obviously can only mean one thing: Mormons. So after I didn't answer the door they went back to their truck and wrote a note to me:
Hello neptuneaz (no, they didn't really use my RFM username :D),
I'm new to the area and belong to the same church as you, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. (why did he find in necessary to spell out the whole name of the church? Did I forget what the name of it was? Have I perhaps joined too many different church's that I wouldn't know exactly which one it was?) We'd love to come visit you again & get to know you better. We don't have your number so we'll randomly drop by (oh goodie! Can't wait!), or you can call me at #utah phone number#. Thanks, Joe Smith.
I'm half tempted to chew them out and tell them what a piece of crap the TSCC is and what a fraud it is and how I don't share in its messed up "value" system, but I think I'll just let them know in no uncertain terms that they are just not welcome and leave it at that.