Okay, that's it...

You've been witty, you've been controversial, you have alcohol...

So now I've gone a booked a jet.

Just sayin'...



Oh, yeah, keep this on topic...

uh...

What's the difference between Ron and Joseph Smith?

One was a womanizer, a drunk, a liar and a fraud.

The other one lives in Texas!

No time to login for this one, but you needed the warning!!!

8^)

Oh, hell. Ooops. Houston's already there . . . If you must come here, might I suggest Sierra Blanca? It's so much hotter in so many ways . . . just sayin'

Sweet nwmcare!

But we are bringing our two younger boys (the 16 year old would luv it I bet!)

There are two ways to travel

First Class

and with children!

Already? Shit. I haven't even finished answering your email. I'll send you my phone number when I get home.

WTF are you showing up?

Ron

Got kids? Austin.

I have kids!

We'll be spending one day and night in Austin we hope

My email is in my profile to contact me

I just wanted each and everyone of you to know that I would be remiss if I didn't stand up here and tell you that I KNOW

[sob]

with every fiber of my being

[snurfle, snort]

that ExMormonRon is the one true Texan in Houston

[gag, snort, honk]

and he DID in fact invite me with my whole tribe to invade his crib

[sniff, belch, sob]

I need a tissue!!!!

Stop crying or they'll beat the shit out of you as soon as you land in Texas.

Just sayin'...

Ron

roflmao Wrote:
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>
> What's the difference between Ron and Joseph
> Smith?
>
> One was a womanizer, a drunk, a liar and a fraud.
>
> The other one lives in Texas!

Wittiest thing I've read all day!

Edit to say this was considering the Titty bar dating and coke scene Ron, not the present almost respectable Ron :)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/09/2011 05:33PM by DNA.

I neither womanize nor lie nor am I a fraud, I do drink to excess from time to time. What you see is what you get, so there's no fraud. I don't womanize, but as the addage goes: "I might be chained to the porch, but dat doan mean I cain't bark at the trucks that drive by!".

Just sayin'...

Ron

As a side note, I just invited that summabeech roflmao and his family to stay with us while they're here. :)

Ron