Recovery Board  : RfM
Recovery from Mormonism (RfM) discussion forum. 
Go to Topic: PreviousNext
Go to: Forum ListMessage ListNew TopicSearchLog In
Posted by: Bradley ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 07:07AM

He would be excommunicated for spreading false doctrine.

Just sayin'.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: C.T.R ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 10:14AM

wish there was a like button :)

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Claire ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 10:17AM

Thank heavens Jesus is not a Mormon and God is not a Republican!

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: jacob ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 10:49AM

If Jesus were Mormon he would just blood atone the m efers that tried to excommunicate him. Machine Gun Preacher style.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 11:00AM

Funny how I was thinking about the parallels between how the Pharisees treated Jesus and how Mormons treat ex-Mormons.

- Both groups got mad at one of their own who believed differently than them.

- Neither Pharisees nor Mormons put much effort at all into finding out WHY they had different beliefs.

- They were willing to lie about someone or spread lies without checking if they were true.

- Both got angry when told they were in the wrong with how they treated people.

- Both Mormons and Pharisees worry way too much about tiny performances of the law and very little on character.

- The two groups were willing to crucify (nowadays disown, discredit, destroy) those who didn't agree with the and injured their pride.

So, yeah, if Jesus came to the Mormons, he'd be in trouble. Although if you believe what he taught about "whatsoever you do unto the least of these, my brethren, you do it unto me" most Mormons are in BIG trouble - because he has actually SEEN them do it unto us.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: C.T.R ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 11:57AM

I wasn't raised in a home where we learned from the bible so all I really knew i gained from Catholic church as a kid and a non-denomination church as a teenager/young adult. But even with this very little secondhand knowledge of the stories of the Bible that kept screaming in my head when i first started learning about the 'Church' was 'Pharisees, Pharisees, Pharisees"

I don't understand how these people raise in the church who supposedly study the NT don't see it.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Noticer ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 12:02PM

Not only did I notice it, but I hated it. Maybe that's one of the things that pushed me out. It took 40 years of mental gymnastics before the mental ligaments failed.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: ladyfarrier ( )
Date: December 21, 2013 11:54AM

The parable of the talents + Women belong in the home + why did god give women brains and then limit what we are supposed to do with them? (only be moms nothing else) = major cognitive dissonance.

One of the big things that started me on my way out.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: trog ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 10:45PM

I've been thinking along the same lines.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: stoppedtheinsanity ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 11:39AM

He'd probably wear a CTR ring...

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: axeldc ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 11:44AM

Early in my mission I got a glimpse of how the corporate church worked. Numbers, pressure and guilt. None of this nonsense about finding the one lost sheep, or actually caring about the welfare of members or missionaries. It was all a numbers game.

I thought, "This is not the way Jesus would run his church." At least, not the Jesus I was taught to believe in.

I find very little Christ-like, whether you believe in Jesus or not, in the LDS Church. They are judgmental, selfish, bigoted and have no sense of charity for others.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Senoritalamanita ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 11:50AM

Would be excommunicated for his sexual pecadillos -- for letting a woman wash his bare feet and wipe the residue off with her hair.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: HangarXVIII ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 09:28PM

Jesus was a Mormon. According to Jedediah Grant, 2nd counseler to Briggy:

"...the 'grand reason why the Gentiles and philosophers of his school persecuted Jesus Christ, was because He had so many wives; there were Elizabeth, and Mary, and a host of others that followed Him..." (JofD, Vol 1. pp 345-346)

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: trog ( )
Date: December 13, 2013 10:42PM

He would be considered unworthy because of his beard and irreverent because of the sandals on his feet. He would probably face church discipline for cross dressing. He would definitely be excommunicated for claiming to be the Christ and claiming authority over the prophet.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: breedumyung ( )
Date: December 14, 2013 11:02AM

LOL !!!


If frogs could fly.....


He wouldn't last 2 seconds in SLC.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: elbert ( )
Date: December 14, 2013 08:43PM

since we don't read the scriptures 'carefully' we are bound to reason the way the writers of the NT meant: anti-semitically.
The Pharisees were not anywhere near as important/authoritative in the time of Jesus (but in fact, Jesus was considered one of them even). Why: the Temple, the priests were the authorities. It was during the destruction of the temple and the beginning of the separation of the Jewish sect ("Jesists" ), when the Pharisees began to wield the power that the enmity/hate developed against the Jewish (as in Christ saying "you are of the Devil", etc, words put in his mouth by later writers), ending in eventual separation--read Christianity. So we are actually echoing the ambiance of the first/second centuries and not at all the time of Christ and what he said (if we only knew: we know he died for his revolutionary tendencies, "the Kingdom of God is at hand, etc", slogan anti Roman started in year 6 by Judas the Galilean, continued by J the Baptist, all three dying).
The Catholic church already refuted its anti-semitism, when wil the scc?

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Philtheblob ( )
Date: December 20, 2013 04:15PM

Jesus would probably freak and call for the manager and ask WTF happened with the church? Somebody is going to hell for this.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Helen ( )
Date: December 20, 2013 04:49PM


Options: ReplyQuote
Go to Topic: PreviousNext
Go to: Forum ListMessage ListNew TopicSearchLog In


Screen Name: 
Your Email (optional): 
Subject: 
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 **     **  ********  ********   ********  ********  
 ***   ***     **     **     **  **        **     ** 
 **** ****     **     **     **  **        **     ** 
 ** *** **     **     ********   ******    **     ** 
 **     **     **     **         **        **     ** 
 **     **     **     **         **        **     ** 
 **     **     **     **         ********  ********