They also watch more porn than any other state in the country. I know I would be pretty happy too if was taking anti-depressants and spanking myself all day long.
I wish they could come up with an emotion tester or something of that sort, that could test what someone was genuinely feeling. Sort of a vaguely constructed thought, but a good one nevertheless :)
Come to Utah. Have a conversation with an obvious Mormon. Don't tell them who you are. In the conversation bring activitys, spouses, family. Things all Mormon. I guarantee the conversation will end up like this.
It's so great.
Isn't it great?
It's so neat.
Isn't so neat?
These statements are all great filler that Mormons use to mask their true feeling about anything.
A family mishie uses the term cool, everything is so coool. They just had the coolest experience, they are meeting with this really cool family, and the gospel is so true and so cool. Just for the fun of it, I have been counting the number of times this word is being used in the emails, and let me tell you the number is so coooooool.
Oh those Mormons they're so happy! I can hear them all singing Kumbaya when they scrub those toilets at the ward building.
They love living a life thats sucked dry by their religion. No extras, and sometimes the basics don't get bought because they paid their tithing. We all know that there's nothing that makes them happier.
And the young girls that are dressed like frumpy 50 year olds are certainly the happiest of them all. They are going to land themselves a righteous man who will make ALL of their life decisions for them. The younger the better. They will have eternal bliss.
Yep, being a repressed mormon that's being kept in the dark by their leaders is the happiest way in the world to live. Their leaders tell them that over and over.