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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 09, 2014 07:59PM
I'm going to say it, Jesus was a bisexual polygamist who married other...

...people's spouses as "spiritual spouses" and let them live with their "non-spiritual spouses" and he did all this because he was one of the Godhead who wanted to create a dynastic connection to his followers and have a little fun while he was at it.

He wasn't into casting stones at adulterers and since he was without sin, he could shag with impunity.

There. I said it.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 10, 2014 11:47AM
Re: I'm going to say it, Jesus was a bisexual polygamist who married other...

Maybe we are all "Brides of Jesus."

http://www.spiritualtramp.com/blog/2012/01/jesus-bisexual-polygamist/

And it is starting to feel to me like Jesus is some sort of Frankenstein conglomeration of many individuals who lived a couple of thousand years and more ago.

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Posted by: zenjamin ( )
Date: January 10, 2014 11:52AM
Re: I'm going to say it, Jesus was a bisexual polygamist who married other...

http://impendingdawn.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/thumbs-up-jesus.jpg

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 10, 2014 11:57AM
Re: I'm going to say it, Jesus was a bisexual polygamist who married other...

http://www.actclassy.com/2012/08/botched-jesus-painting-restoration-creates-our-weird-savior/

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Posted by: zenjamin ( )
Date: January 10, 2014 11:59AM
Re: I'm going to say it, Jesus was a bisexual polygamist who married other...

LOL!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 10, 2014 12:49PM
I believe in THE REAL Jesus

The baby Jesus of course!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A0-u85aAYg

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Posted by: quinlansolo ( )
Date: January 10, 2014 12:56PM
Re: I find that so disrespectful.....

Oh wait, He was a Jerk himself....

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 10, 2014 01:17PM
Re: I find that so disrespectful.....

So true. In His name.
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/675491-jesus-is-a-jerk
Amen.

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