Posted by:
NormaRae
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Date: January 13, 2014 10:31PM
I can still remember the first talk I heard from a GA that sounded hokey and it was even back when I fell hook, line and sinker for Paul Dunn's fabrications.
I was at BYU the Fall of 1975 and my roommates and I drove to SLC for October conference. We couldn't get in the tabernacle, but we sat in the assembly hall and watched it on closed circuit.
It was Tommy Monson and he started his talk saying that he had something completely different prepared but saw a little blond-headed girl in the balcony and it made him change his talk.
OK, here's a link, pretty easy to find since I remember when it was.
http://www.lds.org/ensign/1975/11/the-faith-of-a-child?lang=engAnyway, my roomies and I even talked about it on the way home and wondered why he said he changed the talk because of a girl he saw in the balcony. Surely he didn't know that girl would be there and the talk was obviously written and prepared way in advance. He had all the names, dates and places and an intricate timeline laid out in the story. As well as poems, etc. If he'd changed it when he saw some particular little girl, he'd have had to write it in the 30 minutes between when the session started and his talk.
So because of the Patton story, I was googling this girl's name. She really existed, died in 1974 and had a funeral at a mormon church in Louisiana, so it wasn't completely fabricated. But obviously he was dying to toot his horn and had totally planned that talk. And all the little "miracles" about the scheduling of the whole thing have got to be embellished to fit the narrative. I mean if TBM BYU coeds can pick that out, something was off. But the whole thing was just another example of his narcissistic nature and love of stories where he's the hero.