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Posted by: kolobian ( )
Date: January 15, 2014 05:50PM
The Priesthood of Bob

Growing up in the church I always thought "Melchizedek Priesthood" sounded so cool.

Now I see that most mormon men never grew up in that respect. I wonder just how pompous they would be if the so-called righteous priest-king had been named Bob instead.

The priesthood of Bob. Preceded by the lesser priesthood of Hank.

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Posted by: snuckafoodberry ( )
Date: January 15, 2014 06:07PM
Re: The Priesthood of Bob

"In the name of the holy Bob?"

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Posted by: zenjamin ( )
Date: January 15, 2014 07:17PM
Re: The Priesthood of Bob

This Bob?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm2d2_fUJ8A&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DHm2d2_fUJ8A

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Posted by: korihortonhearsawho ( )
Date: January 15, 2014 07:29PM
Re: The Priesthood of Bob

Bob sounds like some ferocious priesthood, but He-man had the best... By the power of Greyskull!! I have the power!!!! He-man was loud and proud of his powers too. He didn't softly say, by the holy power of Greyskull, which I hold, I annoint you with this magic cooking oil... Hell no! He-man invoked the wrath of Greyskull, turned his litte pusycat into a raging beast and bellowed, "I have the Power!!!!" If He-Man had blessed my grandpa, he'd still be alive today.

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Posted by: siobhan ( )
Date: January 15, 2014 08:44PM
Re: There's No Prob With Bob

how about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt9MP70ODNw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Posted by: misterzelph ( )
Date: January 15, 2014 08:45PM
Re: The Priesthood of Bob

I think it is this Bob, from enzyte.
http://youtu.be/SixWIIKN23k

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Posted by: fredoi ( )
Date: January 15, 2014 08:53PM
Re: The Priesthood of Bob

His name was Robert Poulson

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: January 15, 2014 11:07PM
Re: The Priesthood of Bob

I think maybe J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, prophet of the Church of the Sub Genius....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Bobdobbs.png

Who needs the Celestial Kingdom when you can attain "slack"?

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