http://seek.deseretbook.com/lord-s-side-line/i

I'll be honest, I was only able to get through about 1:30 of this and it was so creepy and gross...

"over here is the devil's territory, over here is the lord's territory. Which side of the line do you want to be on?"

Shit bednar! I can't decide based on the information given! Maybe Satan has cake!

I find out later that the lord's side means a lot of time on my knees. I think satan's cake is looking pretty damn good!

This is a good example of the way Mormons treat children like little adults. The boy is told that he is responsible for what gods and devils do to him. No wonder he's in tears.

Then Bednar has the bad taste to reverse bear hug the boy in the "devil's territory."

It's amusing that there is only Bednar to speak for both devil and god. Why do the two share a spokesman? Because they are on the same side, Bednar's side. Bednar uses the good/evil dichotomy to indoctrinate children. The children will be fleeced as soon as they have income.

Absurd.

That guy was the president of the University of Arkansas? What a scam he pulled on them. They paid for Top Gun and got Gomer Pyle.