I wear a lot of black Tool shirts. The most oft question axed me is usually, "How many Tool shirts do you own?" The other most oft questions are "What's wrong with you?" and "Do you really have to swear so much?"

Anywho, the garments that I wore were always the cotton t-shirt kind, and when you wear those under a black shirt, you get a little white collar as if you were a priest--who's wearing a Tool shirt.

And that's neat.

Now that I don't wear the angel chaps (jesus jammies, etc.) I still usually wear a white t shirt under my Tool shirts to get the same effect. Just in case someone might accidentally mistake me for a priest and call me "father" before axing me a moral question. Such as:

"Father, is it really right to tell over populated third world countries that contraception is evil?"

Or

"Father, after molesting a child, what is the best way to avoid any temporal punishment that you would deserve?"

I hear you loud and clear on this topic. I still wear white undershirts and the black tshirt always looks funny with it.

I used the phrase jesus jammies at the bar the other night. I most asurdly recieved a few looks. Funny shit.

I feel really left out, a loser, cause I never got to wear holy underwear.

Because you weren't protected +1 against electricity. Nor did you have +2 protection from evil projectiles.

You would have lost a lot of hit points, and I don't think you have any extra guys left.

Game over. You lose.

Too bad we humans have "cheat genetic codes" now.

For a woman there was never a good thing about garments. Ever.



Thought about it some more....



Nope. Never.



Ever.


I wish I kept a pair though. I would love to put them on and see what hubby's reaction would be. He'd probably vomit...

Well, that explains why I got hit by lightning a few years back. Haven't been the same since. See, I got the double whammy - electricity and evil projectiles all in one shot.

Dang. Will they work if you're a nevermo? Where can I get some - fast.

And that was supposed to go under RJ's post, see, if I had the holy underwear, I could command this dang computer where to put things, right?



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"Father, what is that bulge in your pants? Oh dear...oh dear...I didn't realize you people got those."

Nun for you.