My blog has been up for awhile now. And my traffic is pretty good, even though most people hardly ever click on the ads to give me money. Odd because most of my ads are like, "get a degree in scripture cipherin'" or "I'm a Mormon and totally not a closet homosexual."

Anyway, people not clicking on my ads isn't the real cause of me being down (even though if people click on my ads, I would make money: HINT HINT), what makes me a little sad is that I haven't received ONE comment or hateful email defending Mormonism.

People like Richard Pack-Man, (tee hee) Jim Huston, and Steve Benson share their hate mail often, and I get jealous.

Why not me? I mean, sure these people have been dumping on Mormonism for awhile, and they are very good at what they do. But I take a giant sophomoric shit all over Mormonism's face. Surely I should get the occasional 15 year old girl to send me an email or comment like, "uh, you are tots inaprope, raptor. Im gonna be a mommy 4ever and luv it! U can go 2 hell bcuz U suk!"

Or a 19 year old boy saying, "I am about to go on my mission and I love Jesus's church so much that I clean it for free and am totally happy about it. AND I DON'T EVEN JERK OFF, thank you very much!"

Or, some of the best are the 50+ year old priesthood holders coming down on you with "righteous indignation."

"I haven't been a scout-master, primary teacher, and bishopric's counselor twice to hear you kick against the pricks. You, sir, are going to be forcibly sodomized by Satan if you don't repent!......
....PS I totally love you like Christ commanded, but remember the Satan rape."

Why? Does my life and work mean nothing????

Seriously, how can you make wrong decisions in the pre existence if you pre-existed the pre existence?

Wrap your scrawny turkey around that conundrum.

BTW, is it true you taste like chicken?

And I pre-pre-existed the pre-existence.

Fuck those fucking fuckers. I'm better than all of them. Better than the space time continuum. You have a pre-pre-pre existence?

Fuck that shit. I pre-pre-pre-pre-existed those assholes too.

There isn't a pre existence that I didn't pre pre exist.

A cross?

You taste like a cross?

I'm givin ya StalkerDog™ gold stars for the funniest punniest play on words.... duzzat help?

Oh come on now, we were all worshiping you on the other thread!

I don't have your blog information, but if I did, I would tell you that you are destined to eat worms and road kill if you don't get a grip on your life and return to the one true church on the face of the earth.

People are just awestruck by your speed and your overall coolness. Seriously, no one's going to hate on a raptor.

Well, except maybe those little critters scurrying away.



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The joke's on you bud, worms and road kill are EXACTLY what reptiles eat.

and we'll all have to go click on your ads. No problem!

OKAY NOW--this is an edit--MEET MORMON SINGLES! One of your ads????? (I'm chucking.) Whoops--another edit--that was supposed to say "chuckling"--but I think upchucking would be better.



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I had no idea things were going so bad. Just take some deep breaths. This shall be but a small moment. You shall triumph over all your foes. Your name shall be had for good and evil throughout all nations. Did I leave anything out?

OK, Raptor Jesus, come clean with us. I think the REAL reason you're down is that you just found out...

...that chickens are your modern descendants.

Yup, paleontologist Jack Horner (of Jurassic Park fame) says chickens carry ancestral dino DNA. And I bet YOU had chicken for lunch, didn't ya, big bud? :)

And more importantly.....what came first, the chicken or the egg?

My faith in raptor jesus is being questioned. Now I'm feeling down :(

Answer your fucking mail or check your spam filter.

Also, I thought I gave you my info for facebook. If not, send me another email, and I'll give it to you.

You are Master Mahon. or Jim McMahon. Either way, you are definately a sop (son of perdition) and will rot in hell for the bad stuff you been sayin about my hero Neffi and his hommies.

How is that? Feel better?

You should have stayed true to your covenants. You chose to come to the Earth and disrupt gas prices.

I am afraid to click on a Mormon ad. I am afraid I will catch the Mormon virus.

Read into that what you will. ;)

Even when I was TBM I'd be too chicken to give you hate mail. But I will say this. RJ, you are strange.

she will give you plenty of crap. My husband's bishop will too. It's all in your marketing. Good luck. Keep it up and I'm sure lots of people will hate you. lol ;D

And be like, "Yeah? Remember how you 'challenged' me to re-read the Book of Mormon? Well, guess what, bitch?"

I commented on another thread in stead of this one.

I left a comment on your blog for ya, but I won't leave hate mail. I am done defending the church.

:)