Last year my father developed some sort of sore on his balls. He was also a bishop at that time. It got to the point where he could not really do much but sit around. He would complain so much that he wanted to get it cut off! Anyways, the ward decided to have a fast for his balls to heal.

The doctors always said give it some time and they should be fine. Well now my fathers balls are fine and the ward can stop fasting for his balls now :)

is an Ultra-uber anal retentive morgbot, who fasts/prays daily about how she is to spend each 5 minute increment of her day on her holy Franklin Planner.

Anyway, when her father died, her mother (my ex-MIL) was left destitute. This ex-sister in law lives alone, makes a 6 figure income, and has a 3-bedroom home. When her own mother asked her for help, as in, "I don't have a place to live now that your father is dead, please help me."

She said, "I'll have to fast about that." She came back and said, "Um, mom, uh, sorry after fasting and praying, I'll feel that, per the spirit, that I should not help you. Sorry. Must go by the spirit." Unbelievable.

Fasting for his balls.....geez. [shaking my head and laughing]

Now that he is fine, they can eat. LOL!!!!

proclaim that fasting cured your father's scrofulous balls. Consulting with the doctor had nothing to do with it.

Now they can all go out and have a feast. I recommend an all-you-can-eat Rocky Mountain Oysters buffet.

The Mormons may finally be onto something here. A 50 year-old man with ED due to high cholesterol in his blood. He fasts, the cholesterol count goes down, and "Schwiiiing!" Praise Jesus, John Thomas arises from the dead in all of his former firm fullness. Faith in Fasting or a Toner for Your Boner.

If I were in that ward, I would've broken my fast with meatballs!lol!

rambo Wrote:
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> Last year my father developed some sort of sore on
> his balls. He was also a bishop at that time. It
> got to the point where he could not really do much
> but sit around.

You'd think that with sore balls, the last thing you wanna do is sit around?

Never thought you could get a Mormon ward to fast for their bishop's STD.

I think a lot of you are missing a big point here: what the h-e-double hockeysticks kind of congregation knows that much about its leader's testicles?

this fast to healing our beloved bishop's testicular uh, er, scrotum sore ah, oh, er, ballsack mole thingy er..."

Yeah I wonder how that prayer went in the ward.

Thank you everyone. I really needed a good laugh.