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Posted by: impure and unnatural ( )
Date: October 31, 2010 05:44PM
My lesbian wife and I went to Halloween party as mormon missionary companionship. Comments from fellow partygoers:

I have to say we looked pretty sharp and rather authentic in our white shirts, conservative ties, black pants, nametags, bike helmets and backpacks. We even carried authentic (expired) temple recommends, hymn book and a book of mormon. We won the creepiest costume award: A few quotes from friends:

"Oh, you're not welcome here...get out of my house!" (party hostess)

"Did you bring us some pamphlets?"

"I used to be friends with some hot mormon guys, but they would leave for 2 years for Brazil or wherever. I was like when will I see you again...never." (gay guy)

"I always avoid you guys. Even if it makes my walk inconvenient, avoid at all costs!" (straight guy)

"Drunk Mormons!"

"I've never seen you guys in bike helmets, we live where they drive cars."

"Who is Joseph Smith? Are you kidding me? Haven't you seen South Park?"

"You guys are creeping me out"

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Posted by: maria ( )
Date: October 31, 2010 05:46PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D (n/t)


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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: October 31, 2010 05:53PM
That is PRICELESS

ROFLMAO! Seriously - I laughed out loud and had to read your post to my kids who wanted to know what was so funny. And, who also laughed out loud when they heard you won "Creepiest Costume". You and your wife rock!

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Posted by: Sorcha ( )
Date: October 31, 2010 05:58PM
LOVE it! Thanks for the laugh. :D (n/t)


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Posted by: knotheadusc ( )
Date: October 31, 2010 06:01PM
Re: My lesbian wife and I went to Halloween party as mormon missionary companionship. Comments from fellow partygoers:

That's awesome! Way to go!

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Posted by: Fetal Deity ( )
Date: October 31, 2010 08:32PM
That was great! It's also a nice window into what never-mos REALLY think about Mormon missionaries.

They often think they're so admired and respected ... guess not! LOL!

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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: October 31, 2010 08:47PM
Begging for photos! Send to me and I'll post at Salamander. n/t (n/t)


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Posted by: axeldc ( )
Date: October 31, 2010 08:51PM
Re: My lesbian wife and I went to Halloween party as mormon missionary companionship. Comments from fellow partygoers:

I went to a gay bar in DC dressed as a missionary one year for Halloween. The bar manager wanted to throw me out until I convinced him I was really gay. He thought I was there to harass the patrons.

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Posted by: Hope ( )
Date: October 31, 2010 11:41PM
Re: My lesbian wife and I went to Halloween party as mormon missionary companionship. Comments from fellow partygoers:

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I went to a Halloween party in California. My still TBM husband got talking to another guy & found out he was from Utah. Some other partygoer comes over & says, "No one from Utah is welcome here"

We quickly changed the conversation, but it was interesting.

This was at a mega rich person's home.

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Posted by: charles, buddhist punk ( )
Date: November 01, 2010 03:45AM
Re: My lesbian wife and I went to Halloween party as mormon missionary companionship. Comments from fellow partygoers:

Excellent job!

""Oh, you're not welcome here...get out of my house!" (party hostess)"

Keep it up, can't wait to see it in the Salamander site.

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Posted by: Taddlywog ( )
Date: November 04, 2010 06:39AM
Halloween Party Picture

One of my adult son's Halloween Pictures.

Hmmmmmm. I do see mormon missionary attire with bloody tire tracks. AKA lead singer from DropDeadFM. Funny!!

And there is my baby in the background sporting Rainbow Brite.
It looks like they are having a good time. Today is his 23rd birthday.

http://www.facebook.com/DarlingtonSwink#!/photo.php?fbid=167831496578316&set=a.167831246578341.42296.100000543994076

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: November 04, 2010 06:55AM
Re: My lesbian wife and I went to Halloween party as mormon missionary companionship. Comments from fellow partygoers:

Bet you scared them! ;o))

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