Posted by:
Duder
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Date: November 10, 2010 12:29PM
An apostle specifically warned my sister's stake that they would need their food storage in the next 6 months.
My bishop was inspired by God to let me know how filthy I was in the sight of God for masturbating when I was a 14 year old boy.
I felt the spirit of some dude from 16th century Spain thanking me for attending the temple and not falling asleep.
I baptized my best friend from the pre-existence.
I played professional baseball.
That's the man who held me when my parents died.