Posted by:
forestpal
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Date: November 14, 2010 08:30PM
And they enjoy criticizing everything, too.
Give them a gift they can criticize, and you'll double their pleasure!
When you're out buying fun gifts for normal friends, just duplicate those, whether they'll like it or not.
Here's the rule: You give someone a gift, it as a GESTURE of friendship and appreciation, and that is all it is, for rich folks. It doesn't have to be anything they need or will use. What they do with the gift, you don't need to know. Always include a gift receipt. They can re-gift, return, exchange, toss it, complain to the manufacturer--you don't need or want to know! ONCE A GIFT IS GIVEN, IT IS OUT OF YOUR HANDS!
After years of frustration, I gave my most difficult friend a gift card to her favorite scrapbooking store, but first, I made sure they carried just the right binders, acid-free paper, and the other special stuff that she liked. She didn't use the card until 6 months later. She had the nerve to call me up, screaming and yelling that she had spent the last two days complaining to the store assistant manager, manager, and owner. She said that there was nothing in the store that she wanted (six months later) except for small edge-cutter, and the store would not give her the balance in cash. She even called some of our friends, told them the entire tedious story, and asked them if they would buy the card from her! I ended up buying the remainder of the card back, to shut her up. I said that I was trying to give her a nice gift to make her happy, and all it had brought her was two days of misery, and that I would not do that to her again. She gets a Christmas card, and a birthday card--the Hallmark kind.
I got so sick and tired of having to return gifts I gave my mother. Even when she came to the store, picked it out herself, tried it on, etc, she would change her mind, or it would be the wrong size, color, etc. When I lived in a different state, she would mail the gift back to me, to take care of.
How about giving your friends a gift-that-keeps-on-giving! Give them jelly-of-the-month club (as in "Christmas Vacation"), fruit of the month, there's a garden plant-of-the-month, a magazine subscription. They will be regaled every month!
If people are on diets, get them something health-related. I'm giving my friends cute water-bottles, with teas or something inside.
No, you are not Scrooge. Bah Humbug to your selfish friends!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/14/2010 08:31PM by forestpal.