That whenever there's a tithing thread, I ask for money and no one gives it to me!?!

I will give you ETERNAL LIFE, PEOPLE!!!

C'mon please?

I've got all this shit to buy.

and expect you to keep what you want. What falls back to earth is what I assume you didn't want. Don't blame me if you don't accept my offering :)

Next time-- bills, son. Make it rain, not hail.

Hey, pennies is all I got!! I'll have to save up if you want me throwin dollars ;)

Give me your bank account number and you'll get a big surprise!

That would be helpful.

666-6667

And my PIN is 1234

Yay!! Now I'll be even more wealthy than when I inherited all that money from the Nigerian Prince.

Brigham youngs suspension of the eternal Law of LDS tithing in the wake of his disastrous financial dealings with the Transcontinental rail road that economically crippled much of zion Utah? phony ass MORmONS!

Why is it that LDS Inc never mentions that Brigham Young often "borrowed" money from the tithing fund and died owing the church over a million dollars?

Forgive us for being a tad sceptical, but the last person to tell us that spent most of our money on a Shopping Mall and made us clean toilets...

But, even if I did tithe my RMB to you, it still wouldn't be enough to buy a pack of Gum. Unless you appear to us masses in China in person. THEN, the RMB is worth something. So make that missionary's dreams come true by softening the Hearts of the CPC, so you that missionary can finally become the mythical Chosen one and missionize here freely. Don't you want a temple in Beijing?