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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 10:48AM
Had a touching moment with my wife last night.

I was just looking at her and felt a wave of affection. So I said, "Honey, I love you more than beer."

I could swear that she got misty-eyed. Either that, or she was considering kicking my ass.

Either way, it was quite the moment.

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Posted by: Makurosu ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 10:53AM
Pull yourself together man! *slap* ;) (n/t)


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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 11:22AM
Yeah, yeah, I know.

What was I thinking?

I mean, I love her AS much as beer. But MORE??????

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Posted by: 3X ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 12:25PM
Re: Yeah, yeah, I know.

Sounds like trouble is brewing in the Helamonster household ...

:)

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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 02:56PM
"Brewing"?

Heh.

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Posted by: spaghetti oh ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 10:54AM
Re: Had a touching moment with my wife last night.

Awww.... :-)

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Posted by: Heidi GWOTR ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 10:55AM
ROFLMAO!!!! Now THIS POST is the way to start the day!!! (n/t)


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Posted by: maria ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 11:23AM
You should change your screen name to Prince Charming. (n/t)


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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 11:27AM
It's called a joke.

Being an exmo doesn't mean you have to have a sense-of-humor-ectomy.

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Posted by: maria ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 11:30AM
I know...Mine was a joke too... (n/t)


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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 11:30AM
Oh. Guess I need my sarcasm-o-meter recalibrated. (n/t)


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Posted by: maria ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 11:32AM
I should have put an exclamation point instead of a period. Didn't mean to offend! :) (n/t)


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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 11:33AM
Nor did I. Not a problem, just miscommunication. (n/t)


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Posted by: maria ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 11:35AM
Aww! Group hug! (n/t)


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Posted by: Timothy ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 12:22PM
kumbaya, dude and dudette, kumbaya!

So sweeet!

Timothy

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Posted by: jon1 ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 11:26AM
Re: Had a touching moment with my wife last night.

helamonster Wrote:
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> I was just looking at her and felt a wave of
> affection. So I said, "Honey, I love you more
> than beer."
>
> I could swear that she got misty-eyed. Either
> that, or she was considering kicking my ass.
>
> Either way, it was quite the moment.

I can forgive you if you were drunk at the time you said this!

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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 11:27AM
Yeah, it never actually happened.

I've been married 19 years; I know better than this.

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 12:11PM
Re: Had a touching moment with my wife last night.

Crap! I though this was going to be some anecdotal smut about how you felt your wife up or something.

I'm soooooooooooooooooooooo disappointed! ;)

Just kidding,

Ron

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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: November 19, 2010 12:20PM
I can write some anecdotal smut if you like.

I don't think Susan I/S would like it very much, but I could give it a go.

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Posted by: frankie ( )
Date: November 20, 2010 02:22AM
Re: Had a touching moment with my wife last night.

I thought you meant you were able to be with her without the garments

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Posted by: Truth Without Fear ( )
Date: November 20, 2010 08:32AM
Re: Had a touching moment with my wife last night.

Oh.

I thought the two of you went through airport screening together.

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Posted by: robertb ( )
Date: November 20, 2010 09:16AM
I had a touching moment, too . . .

I touched her and she said, "Hey! I'm trying to sleep!" :p

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Posted by: downsouth ( )
Date: November 20, 2010 10:28AM
Re: Had a touching moment with my wife last night.

Look up Max Stalling, "Drinking Alone".

'I love you and I love beer, not necessarily in that order. I ain't drinking alone, I'm on the phone with my brother."

classic wife vs. drinking song.

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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: November 20, 2010 01:17PM
Hey, wait just a minute. I thought that was the line Joseph Smith

used on Fanny Alger and a few of his other concubines. LOL

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