“The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has zero tolerance...”

Every time there is a controversy, the cult trots out Scott Trotter to trot another lipstick-covered platitude around the Big Top center ring... Here is the latest: “The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has zero tolerance for abuse of any kind,” church spokesman Scott Trotter said.
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/home/51028744-76/tenorio-police-marriage-cutright.html.csp

Uh huh.

Here's mine:
“The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has zero tolerance...” ...for gays and lesbians.

“The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has zero tolerance...” ...for independent thinkers.

What are yours?

:-)

...for non-tithe payers.


(everything hinges on tithing)

...the organization that Joseph Smith created

... who gives a s**t?

Timothy

OK, call me slow today - I was not expecting that!

:-)

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...people who don't give a shit about finishing sentences. :)

+1

...for drinking from the water fountain on the first Sunday of the month."

I got chewed out by a stranger once for doing just that. Weirdness.



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Nothing soothes the soul like a little starvation and dehydration.

Can't believe you'd blow such a wonderful opportunity!

Timothy

Not to mention all the testimonies including this sentence:

"And the sacrament tasted so sweet today."

If it were me now, I'd use my adapted motto. "F*&k off!"

Recently, they have gotten rid of the ward activities committees, all primary activities, and most of the scout activities and YM/Yw activities.

They're probably afraid of being sued.

"The COJCOLDS has zero tolerance for liability." would be more accurate.

for anyonee with an opinion that doesn't match TSCC.

the writings of previous prohets, especially BY...

for abusing abusers by ratting them out.

. . . for single people.

+1

....the truth

Lol

I did leave you:

...facts
...history
...evidence
...statements from past Prophets except when it fits today's policy
...none tithe layers
And
...intellectuals except when they say what the Church wants them to say

Layers = payers (but I don't think they like layers either...)

It has zero tolerance for anyone saying "no" when Love Bombed.

Masterbaters. Is that a word? You know what I mean.

I think a master bater has something to do with fishing boats...