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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: January 18, 2011 03:18PM
When All is Lost..

..take life with a grain of salt, a lime wedge and a shot of tequila.

Just sayin'...

Ron

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: January 18, 2011 03:19PM
Or, as the old adage goes, when life hands you lemons...

...start hucking them at ugly people.

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: January 18, 2011 03:20PM
I thought it was...

When god gives you AIDs, make LemonAIDs.

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: January 18, 2011 03:21PM
Re: I thought it was...

To quote an idiot: "Why would a loving heavenly father do that to anyone?".

Ron

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: January 18, 2011 03:22PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (n/t)


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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: January 18, 2011 03:23PM
That's why Slayer was more correct when they sung,

God Hates Us All.

Makes more sense.

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: January 18, 2011 03:28PM
Love at home, raptor, love at home. (n/t)


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Posted by: jon1 ( )
Date: January 18, 2011 04:29PM
Re: Love at home, raptor, love at home.

Damn you GLA! I used to have to hug my sisters and sing that song every time we got in a tiff. Now those memories, and that song will be playing through my head all day!

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: January 18, 2011 04:31PM
I can help with that, jon.

"WE ARE ALL ENLISTED 'TIL THE CONFLICT IS O'ER!! HAPPY ARE WEEEEEE, HAPPY ARE WEEEEEE!!!!!"

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Posted by: jon1 ( )
Date: January 18, 2011 04:46PM
Re: I can help with that, jon.

Keep it up, and I'm going to start agreeing with that asshat ed!!!

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: January 18, 2011 04:58PM
Oh, it's ON.... (cuss)

PUT YOUR SHOULDER TO THE WHEEL, BITCH! LOL

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Posted by: jon1 ( )
Date: January 18, 2011 05:01PM
Re: Oh, it's ON.... (cuss)

I'm signing off with GOD BE WITH YOU TILL WE MEET AGAIN...

Just remember all the squeeky bad notes at the end of that chorus hahahahha!

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Posted by: Gullibles Travels ( )
Date: January 18, 2011 04:54PM
OOOH! I just bought that album! Favorite song- Bloodlines. (n/t)


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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: January 18, 2011 04:14PM
Re: When All is Lost..

"For speed and efficiency of travel, give me Amundsen. For scientific discovery, give me Scott. But when disaster strikes and all hope is gone, get down on your knees and pray for Shackleton."

--Sir Raymond Priestly

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