10) The Cougar Codex 9) The Rules of Engagement, Discipline, and Self-Loathing 8) Brigham's List of Do as I Say Do, Not as I Do 7) The Naughty Digest...or 'No, You di'n't' 6) Monson's Maxims...or Tommy's Taboo's 5) The Priviledged Priesthood's Pot o' Rules, Lies, and Punishments 4) The Canon of the White and Delightsome 3) The Charter of the Chaste, Slow-witted, yet High-minded 2) The Catalogue of the Decaffeinated 1) The Shariah of the West